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07-25-2007, 04:56 AM
I have a skit, it's called "Ebonics Language lesson" it's insanely funny...
you hear some white guy say a phrase how a polite person would say it, then you hear it in slang. it's freaking hilarious!!!!!
Polite: I admire your fashionable running shoes..
Slang: Drop dem Nike's off yo' ass 'fore I blast you, mother------!!
Polite: I would like to borrow some money.
Slang: Hey, lemme hold some endz, I hit chu back on da first, my brother!!
Polite: You don't have it, thanks anyway..
Slang: F--- YOU!
Polite: My, you're a lovely young lady!
Slang: DAMN, you's a fine mother------!
(greeting old friends)
Polite: Hello, sir!
Slang: (falsetto) Whattup, dawg!
Polite:
Microsoft is making computer's just like air conditioners; they work properly until you open WINDOWS.
Last edited by XjapanFOREVER : 07-25-2007 at 05:00 AM.
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