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Originally Posted by sparky
Now I'm discoureged about doing my own guide I'll have to make more specific information guides and not so generalized...Like,
How to get a guest hotel:
Step 1: unbuckel seatbelt when the airplane comes to a copmplete stop
Step 2: Wink at the Japanese stewardess as you exit the airplane
Step 3 Race everyone to the lugagge turn table so you can all wait together for 30 minutes while you eagerly wait to watch bags drop from the shoot onto the roundabout thingy
Step 4: Sweat while waiting to see the custom guy who is gonna decide weather you are a terorist or not and let you into Japan
Step 5: Do step 4 before Step 3
Step 6: sweat again while a custom guy searchs your bags for illegal uncensored porn.
Step 7: WELOCME TO JAPAN ...Wholly whipper smakers there are alot of people here this is chaos...hey shes cute 
Step 8: concentrate you need to get on a train now.
Step 9: look for a booth that says SkyLiner cause this is a quick fairly resonably priced train to get you to the city quickly. Unless you wanna sit in a bus for another 1.5hours after your nice 10-15hour plane ride.
Step 10: say "konichiwa" (Hello) to the cute girl smiling at you at the SkyLiner booth
Step 11: after she replies to you "jafhjdhjsajh jashdjfh shafjkdh" say: "Hitori nippori made" ( 1 person to nippori - no that is not nipple its a station name)
Step 12: Look at your ticket for a time thats when your train leaves look for another time beside that thats when you will arrive.
Step 13: Look at your watch. Do you have to run to catch your train?
Step 14: Follow the signs for the trains and more specifacly the SkyLiner they will be in Englsih and Japanese and now Korean and Chinese.
to be continued...
Mabye thats a good idea for my guide what do you think? |
I like it lol but does the winkings and mild flirting get those girls to share a drink with me later lol. sorry feel very Henti today. hehehe