[zoneoni]

Granted, it was a rare 1899 dollar. You sold it on ebay for a million dollars back to the Federal Reserve. A few years later you invested in google and became a billionaire. After consulting your family and friends you decide to open up a company and called it Luna Corp. I immiediately jumped on it, having patented the logo back in 1992. I sued you for everything you had and took over your company. Later I hired you as a marketing expert and made your life miserable. Constantly quirking you up to sexual harrasement and working you to the bone. You became an alcoholic from the stress at work and eventually developed severe depression from the state of your lifestyle. Years passed and you cooped with taking large and massive Seratonin injections directly to the blood. One day I switched your Seratonin bottle for a liquid that contained water and compressed Ibuprofen tablets. You died from low levels of oxygen in the blood.

I wish I owned a company of koalas that would never betray me.