[ivi0nk3y]

Well my friends and I are talking about this husband who left his wife and the fact she has 6 kids to support. The third friend of mine decides to say.

"Well she's definitely up shit creek then".

So my friend narrating the story says.

"Isn't the saying supposed to be 'up shit creek without a paddle?'"

and the third friend replies.

"Oh shes got a paddle. But its made of Shit."

I dunno, I couldn't stop laughing..