[Slykaz1]

I heard this on my way to taking my son to school.....

Man #1 : Why are you happy?
Man #2 : My mother-by-law passed away.
#1 : Why is that happy?
#2 : The funeral asked if we wanted to bury her or cremate her.
#1 : What did you choose?
#2 : Both I wanted to make sure she didn't come back.