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06-10-2008, 09:45 AM

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1) As soon as it started i knew EXACTLY what was gonna happen immediately all the way through the rest of the film.
LOL, I had to stop myself from thinking about the movie and just watch it so I didn't spoil it for myself...

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2) To me it seems all contrived and aimed at making western audiences happy with fluffy bullshit eg..why the fuck is everyone talkin in english ??
I agree. I was expecting to go see a Chinese film... I hate dubbings and stupid laguage things like this.

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3) That fucking rope and magic kung-fu is so lame ass.
I hate it too. It is not what it used to be. The Kung Fu was seriously lame...

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4) The whole fucking film is one big STEREOTYPE ! eg.. the old chinese store..with the ancient artefacts.
... Agreed agains.

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5) When Jet Li speaks english - you still need subtitles lol !
It aint that bad. Not agreed.

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6) Take just the characters Jackie chan and Jet li out of this film and what are u left with.................SHIT........thats what. It is only viewable because of these two and even they cant save it.
... But got a couple of hot girls...

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7) If this film had tried to be a comedy then maybe it would have worked a little, then again it would have been called BIg trouble in Little China town.
I hate comedy.

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If u watch a film like PROJECT A by Jackie Chan and then watch forbidden kingdom you will see how unbelievable shit the latter is.
Police story was good with Jackie Chan, too.


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