[Salvanas]

Originally Posted by Thunda

That tale when Thunda walked up to a perfect girl - perfect inside, pretty outside - and they lived together until 2060. They were happy all the time.

2060? Mine is up 'till the year 3000. Where I become a high ranking official in the intergalactic army, and we search the universe. On the way, we uncover some sort of alien species, where my most loved wife, who is a head scientist aboard the army, is killed.

In a rage, I take the fight to the aliens, and die while taking all of them with me, while shouting my wife's name.

Ah, fairy tales.