[onlybyron]

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.


Electricity is really just organized lightning.


Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

oh ye some more:
life is sexually transmitted
health is mearley the slowest rate at which you can die

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.


He would make a lovely corpse.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

theres a few for you ^____^