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02-28-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ryuurui View Post
Use chlorophorm to knock her out, roll her in a rag and toss in the trunk of your truck. Drive away to the abandoned shed in the forest that you have discovered last summer while learning bee keeping. In there, unroll the rag, tie her and put on a chair with a head bound on her head. The leave before she regains counciousness.

Outside, harm your body with barb wire and injure your face, tear your clothes and smear your pants in mud so it looks like you have put up hell of a fight. Then wait...like an alligator near the river bank...for afeable bovine to apporach...

When she wakes up and starts screaming you rush in, burst through the door, and say:

"I came here to save you, but most importantly to ask your name. "

Then she will reveal her name and faint in your arms.

After this it should be fairly easy. You may start with introducing yourself, but it's optional. Women like mysteries.

Ah...you know her name. Then I don't know... Maybe just ask her for a walk?
ask her for a walk ? its too hard for me . . . can u give me conversation to ask her for a walk ?
please. . . . .
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