Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
 

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
:D

That's fucking incredible.

Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence, Pete fell off. Who was left? Repete.
Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence, Pete fell off. Who was left? Repete.
Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence, Pete fell off. Who was left? Repete.
Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence, Pete fell off. Who was left? Repete.
Such nonsense.

that was actualy a pretty interesting read xDD

propz =P

haha that's awesome, it reminds me of Abott and Costello xD

I was thinking the same thing. :D