I need help!! ;___;

[RETARDEDMONKEH]

Can someone please translate this for me???
i'll be forever in your debt.

2006年11月30日
インストアライブ＠渋谷アップルストア
さあ、今週末（3日、日曜日）はアップルストアにてお� �の1時から無料インストアライブになります

最近イベントを連続で乗り越えているため、ああ、めっ ちゃ忙しい、とか思ってたんだけど、来年のオブモント リオールとのツアーをいろいろ確認していたら、あいつ ら

1-19 - Memphis, TN - HiTone AA *
1-20 - New Orleans, LA - Republic 18+ *
1-21 - San Antonio, TX - White Rabbit AA *
1-22 - Lubbock, TX - Jake's Backroom AA *
1-23 - Albuquerque, NM - Launchpad AA *
1-24 - Tempe, AZ - The Clubhouse AA %
1-25 - Park City, UT - Music On Main at Sundance AA
1-26 - Los Angeles, CA - El Rey AA **
1-27 - Los Angeles, CA - Avalon AA **
1-28 - Los Angeles, CA - Troubadour AA **
1-30 - San Diego, CA - SOMA AA **
1-31 - Santa Cruz, CA - The Attic AA **
2-1 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill AA **
2-2 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall AA **
2-3 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall AA **
2-5 - Arcata, CA - Kate Buchanan Hall @ Humboldt St Univ. 18+ **
2-6 - Portland, OR - Wonder Ballroom AA **
2-7 - Vancouver, BC - Richards On Richards 19+
2-8 - TBA
2-9 - Seattle, WA - Showbox AA **
2-10 - Eugene, OR - W.O.W. Hall AA **
2-12 - Sacramento, CA - Union Ballroom @ Sacramento St AA **
2-13 - Las Vegas, NV - TBA
2-14 - Tuscon, AZ - Rialto AA **
2-16 - Austin, TX - Emo's AA ***
2-17 - Houston, TX - Numbers AA ***
2-18 - Dallas, TX - Gypsy Ballroom 17+ ***
2-19 - Norman, OK - Meacham Auditorium AA ***
2-20 - Lawrence, KS - Granada AA ***
2-21 - Columbia, MO - Blue Note AA ***
2-22 - St Louis, MO - Mississippi Nights AA ***
2-23 - Birmingham, AL - Bottletree AA ***
2-24 - Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse AA ***
3-5 - Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle AA $
3-6 - Fall's Church, VA - State Theatre 18+ $
3-7 - Clinton, NY - The Annex @ Hamilton College AA $
3-8 - Philadelphia, PA - Trocadero AA $
3-9 - New York, NY - Irving Plaza 16+ $
3-10 - New York, NY - Irving Plaza 16+
3-11 - Boston, MA - Avalon AA $$
3-12 - Montreal, QC - La Tulipe AA $$
3-13 - Toronto, ON - Opera House AA $$
3-14 - Detroit, MI - Magic Stick AA $$
3-15 - Chicago, IL - Cabaret Metro AA $$
3-16 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue AA
3-17 - Milwaukee, WI - Pabst Theatre AA
3-19 - Cleveland, OH - Beachland Ballroom AA
3-20 - Newport, KY - Southgate House 18+
3-21 - Nashville, TN - Mercy Lounge 18+
3-22 - Asheville, NC - Grey Eagle AA
3-23 - Columbia, SC - Headliners 16+
3-24 - TBA
3-29 - Gainesville, FL - Abbey Road 18+
3-30 - Miami, FL - Studio A AA
3-31 - Orlando, FL - The Club At Firestone AA
4-1 - Jacksonville, FL - Freebird Live AA
4-2 - Tallahassee, FL - The Moon AA

こんなにツアーやるみたいです、びっくりびっくり、い やー改めてアメリカのバンドの凄さを思い出しました

僕らはオブモントリオールと2月16日のテキサス州のオー スチンから24日のジョージア州のアトランタまで一緒に� ��ります。その後はテキサスまで2週間かけて、ポイズン コントロールセンターと一緒に回ります

僕らも一ヶ月弱のツアーで結構強行スケジュールなんだ けど、オブモンの全スケジュールみたら、ぼくらなんて ペーペーですね。負けてられません、まあ数増やすって わけでないけど、気合入れなおしてがんばります。

そんなオブモントリオール（of montreal）のニューアルバムが試聴できるようになってい� ��した。ここ

ああ、やはりいい！！

ステキ、エレキベースもちょっとがんばりますよ、まっ てろよケビン！！

とにもかくにも先に渋谷のアップルストアでライブ

そして来週9日は京都ガケ書房にて田所せいじとゆーき� �んと僕と亀田JPとインストア、こちらも無料です

あそびにきんしゃーん

あ、ちなみにその翌日12月10日には名古屋の栄の飲み屋� �たいなところで、オカネモンスター（サカモト＋亀田JP ）『ワンマンゆるーくだらだら歌います、ショウ』が開 催、こちらは1000円ぽっきりとなっています、まあそん� �ライブばっかだが、チェックよろしく！！

さあ、もう11月も終わるぞー

[jasonbvr]

Meet your new best friend, Translate

As you will notice, it isn't the most accurate tool. It does get most of the meaning across. Enjoy!

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[RETARDEDMONKEH]

Originally Posted by jasonbvr

Meet your new best friend, Translate

As you will notice, it isn't the most accurate tool. It does get most of the meaning across. Enjoy!

So, tour it is like you do, surprise surprise, well - again the American band it is enormous, I who remembered to Atlanta of Georgia of 24 days the � �� [ri] increase together from Austin of Texas state of Montreal and February 16th. After that 2 weeks spending to Texas, but I whom it turns with poison control center together well enough with tour of one month or less force schedule what when all schedule of [obumon] you see, with my how [pepe] the shank. Being defeated and others, the [re] increase it is, well several increases and inhaling, however it is not reason, shout doing again to insert, it perseveres and increases. Such a of Montreal (of montreal) the new album it was designed in such a way that the audition it is possible and the � �� did. Here well, you call after all!! Cute, just a little it perseveres and increases also the electricity base, waiting, the [ro] the cabin!! With you scratch first with Shibuya apple store live and next week 9th at the Kyoto [gake] publishing the Tadokoro consequence [ji] and the [yu] - to come, the �� � it is with me and Kameda JP and in store, in play which this is free it is to come the plain gauze - it is the [a], by the way the bar �� � of the Nagoya glory you want at the place, the gold monster ([sakamoto] + Kameda JP) 'one-man loosely - the [ku] you sing lazily on that next day December 10th, Shaw' holds, this has become 1000 Yen with a snap, well the [so] it is �� � live, but, check it may! whether the [tsu]! The [a], already it ends also November, -

ahh.. of course. Google. thank you very much. ^___^