My Hill

[Altaru]

I wasn't entirely sure if there was one of these on JF yet, and I decided to try and start one.

This is a fun game that I've seen on a few other forums I frequent, so I figured JF deserved one.

Basically, to play this game, you have to come up with a creative way to take the hill from the last person who took it.

EXAMPLE:
Mike: I walk up the hill and put a flag on it.

MY HILL.
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Steve: I kick mike off and claim

MY HILL.
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Make sure to end your posts with MY HILL, if you take it. You can also do a joint effort and steal the hill as a team.

If people get creative enough, this can get REALLY funny, trust me. Think of this with cartoon physics. ANYTHING is possible in this world, including teleporting the hill to a totally different country.

Two rules: Be creative, and have fun.
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I'll start us off.

I get a deck chair, a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red, set it all up on a hill and claim it as

MY HILL!

[Orodreth]

I snipe your mountain dew bottle so it spills everywhere and you have to go get a new one and wash. I walk up, lay a blanket down in your chair, and sit in it.

Well it's mine now.

[Altaru]

((I think I forgot to mention: the method of taking the hill can be very, very cruel, so long as it's funny.))

I throw a koala bear at you, and you run off with it scratching your face.

I reclain my chair and

MY HILL!

[reihiino]

ummm..you end up fallling asleep & get a sunburn...so you run off to find some shade...i plant a grown tree in a good spot grab your chair & claim
MY HILL
(psst.is that how you do this?

[Altaru]

((Yeah, that's good.))

I come back after putting some Aloe on and you run away screaming because I look like a freak with all my skin peeling off.

I make sure to shed some skin and claim

MY shedded-skin covered HILL!

[HikaruTwin]

I grab a fan and blow you and your skin away and put my laptop down and claim it as
MY HILL!

[NightChilde25]

I set loose a rabid hyena. You leave your laptop and run away screaming with the foaming animal hot on your heels.

I walk up, arrange my padded chair on the hill, set up a fan, pick up your laptop, sit down and begin surfing the web.

MY HILL

[Slykaz1]

Gets a rocket launcher and blows you away

I'm King....err....Queen of the hill! I lay on my tummy and surf the webs.

MY HILL!

[NightChilde25]

Tapps into rocket's internal navigation and steers it right back at you. I jump off just in time for it to hit you and carry you all the way to the moon. I watch as it explodes, stranding you there.

I dust off and reclaim both my cushy seat and the laptop.

My Hill once again!

[Slykaz1]

I hop onto a meteor headed for you. and parachute right before it destroys you and the hill creating a new hill....

I lay back on my new shaded hill