Funny Personal Quotes

[DivineBled]

My friend Jo and I hang out alot, we used to hang out and shop at this anime/manga/retro clothing/anime merchandise store. So one day, I purchased the manga "Remote" and I grabbed a bunch of the place's biz cards, this is how the conversation goes:

me:**to cashier** " thank you, have a nice day. I'm going to take a couple of your business cards."
Cash: okay, you too.
me:**to Jo** I'm going to take a couple.
Jo: but I thought you grabbed a bunch last time?!
me: I know!
Jo: so where are they?
me: I, uh, strategically "mis-placed" them.
Jo: you lost them, didn't you?
me: yep.
Jo: You're a strange bird, Sakura-chan.
Cashier: **O_O?????????????????????***confused**
me/Jo: leaves.

We say alot of weird things, mine being the weirdest.

[yuujirou]

x]
an old correspondence between a friend of mines x]
she is represented in the pink text
whilst I with the bleu
and the white is the initial text by me, as well

also...this was edited sometime ago...forgot when/where
when i was really really REALLLLY bored....

*all editing was done w/ the cell phone...and the timing
was a PAIN in the @$$ to perfect >.<"" *

[Slykaz1]

LOL!....

Now I forgot what I was gonna write....

LOL!

[Slykaz1]

I heard this on my way to taking my son to school.....

Man #1 : Why are you happy?
Man #2 : My mother-by-law passed away.
#1 : Why is that happy?
#2 : The funeral asked if we wanted to bury her or cremate her.
#1 : What did you choose?
#2 : Both I wanted to make sure she didn't come back.

[Tsuyako]

It's not too funny but it was funny at the time XD me and one of my friends were leaving school and we were walking down this crowded corridor and a teacher coming the opposite way, towards us, said:

"Keep to the right, everyone!"

So I said, "Says you on the left."

Then my friend said, "That is his left." and then she started laughing at me.

I would say it was a dumb moment brought on by exam stress XD