Funny Personal Quotes

[Hiroki]

This is a quote of an old guy :

''Take me with a granny of sugar, I used to be funny until my wife has neutered me and instead of that I'm starting to like the cat more then my wife''

It used to be funny back days..

[eleKtrickpenguin]

Ha ha!!! These are all hilarious!! XD

[Asakura]

Me, it had to be a conversation I had over the phone with my brother but my friend said it was funy just one ended

So don't blame me.....

Fries....they told me they got everybody got fries....

So I didn't know that they where yours.....

You can't complain now I already ate 'em...

No I will not consider being belemic

*click* beep, beep, beep.........

[Suki]

lol Two nights ago, I was dancing at a karaoke bar in Florence with some random Canadian guys I'd just met, and one of them walked up to me and said: if I were a bee I'd stick my sting in you xDDDDDD I was like... Okaaaaaaay I got it >.>'

[Kayci]

Me and my friends pretend to be lesbians, and in public, we do this louuuddd;

"You may have the handcuffs...but I got the rooopppeee~!"

the rope part is sung XD

[TalnSG]

Originally Posted by Kayci

Me and my friends pretend to be lesbians, and in public, we do this louuuddd;

"You may have the handcuffs...but I got the rooopppeee~!"

the rope part is sung XD

I really tried to ignore this, but its bugging me .........

Is that what you consider pretending to be lesbians, or is there more to it?
That's not "lesbian" per se, that's BDSM. They are not exclusive of each other, but they certainly aren't interchangeable.

[Kenta21]

Originally Posted by NightChilde25

We were just standing there and my friend Josh breaks into the Meow Mix jingle

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow Meow, meow, meow, meow
I like turkey, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver.

I have no idea why. O.o but it was funny at the time.

That would be funny meow.

One of the ones i do most is when iam sitting in class and it is quit, Ill turn to the person next to me and say " I like pizza, do you like pizza?" at random.

[Lolx5]

At school once, The janiter lady was trying to push her cart through a cluster of kids and none of them would move, so she said 'excuse me, excuse me' 50 times.
It was funny cause she had a high voice and this accent.

[eleKtrickpenguin]

once, on a dare, i had to run around the zoo pretending i was crazy/on drugs. it was fun... ^____^

"AUUGH!!! The weasels! The weasels!!! THEY'RE CONTROLLING MY MIND!!!"

it was also really funny, because there was this group of Catholic schoolchildren and nuns touring the zoo, and they got all freaked out... *evil grin*

[MissMisa]

Me and my friends own the geek table - yes, it's true and I don't give a damn. So we pretend to be really geeky, and talk about World of Warcraft and pretend to snort and it freaks people out. We also make random Pokemon noises and lately they have been making sexual innuendos out of Pokemon names -_-=

I'm pretty sick of hearing ' Touch my diglett, ' and ' Get your rattata out, ' now >.<