Funny Personal Quotes

[eleKtrickpenguin]

Whats the funniest/most epic/random thing that a) one of your friends has ever said to you, and b) you've said to one of your friends?

for me, the funniest thing one of my friends ever said to me was "I promise I'll wear a shirt tomorrow!" XD (Momo had been wearing dresses over jeans for the last week, and it was weird, because shes not girly)

the funniest thing i've ever said to one of my friends (according to them) is:
"I swear to God, Momo, if I wasn't straight, I'd marry you!" (she'd bought me a cinnamon roll... *cinnamon lovelove*)

so, people.... EPIC QUOTE TIME!!! ^____^

[yuujirou]

can't think of anything... >.<

[NightChilde25]

We were just standing there and my friend Josh breaks into the Meow Mix jingle

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow Meow, meow, meow, meow
I like turkey, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver.

I have no idea why. O.o but it was funny at the time.

[Aoiru]

We were eating in a western styled restaurant when Kitaru says;
"I love you like a meat loves salt!"
It was weird... but funny

[Crani]

Most funny and random thing I said to friend (In between so many) was to day, and it goes a little something like this:
God, you're just like diarrhea, in a way or another you affect us all.(On the subject of chicks who like the guy).

[DarkLunarei]

Oh I have plenty...

My sister once told me, "We go together like fat girls and twinkies."

[yuujirou]

Originally Posted by NightChilde25

We were just standing there and my friend Josh breaks into the Meow Mix jingle

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow Meow, meow, meow, meow
I like turkey, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver.

I have no idea why. O.o but it was funny at the time.

i want chicken i want liver
meow mix meow mix
please deliver x]

[NightChilde25]

Originally Posted by yuujirou

i want chicken i want liver
meow mix meow mix
please deliver x]

LOL yeah, that too.

[BleachFreak]

"Stress makes you bald, but its stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway, so in the end there's nothing you can do."
---GinTama Volume 3 Lesson 22

I just love saying that ^^

[ivi0nk3y]

Well my friends and I are talking about this husband who left his wife and the fact she has 6 kids to support. The third friend of mine decides to say.

"Well she's definitely up shit creek then".

So my friend narrating the story says.

"Isn't the saying supposed to be 'up shit creek without a paddle?'"

and the third friend replies.

"Oh shes got a paddle. But its made of Shit."

I dunno, I couldn't stop laughing..