What is your weirdest dream ever?

[clairebear]

All my dreams are weird.
Here's just some of the contents of my dreams..

I had gorrillas in my garden.

I had spiders all over my house and all over the floor.

I got raped in a supermarket..

I got pregnant.

I had a dream that I was in school and we had to do the whole Battle Royale thing.

I went to America cause my brother lived there o.O And no one could understand me cause I spoke with British slang words.

Lol I've had dreams about some JF members. <--- And now that sounds dirty. xD

Dreams that I can remember from when I was younger:

A loooong time ago I had a dream where my granny and me went shopping, and we went into the toilets. She went into a toilet cubicle and there was a shark in it and she got eaten.

I had a dream that Xena the warrior princess was in my street. o.o

And in another dream, there was a pram in my street with a dead baby inside it. And the pram was moving on its own, all around the street.

Hmmmmmm.

[emmygirl121]

LOL!
I have this recurring dream, that im on a school bus.
and we keep having to stop for skunks who are crossing the road.
And its really slow.
so we hit one and we have to give it a funeral,
then its like a flash back of when the fourth hokage died.
And everyone is crying cause we killed a skunk.

[Aota]

I was running away from yakuza in a semi-empty market street. As I was running, I looked behind me every now and then, and they were still chasing me, but everything behind them faded to white emptiness.

After a few blocks, a man-sized rooster popped out of nowhere and told me "Hide in here!"

He was pointing at my heart. o.o Somehow, my body twisted up in a little spiral, and I was sucked into my heart, and I figured out the meaning of peanut butter on rye.

I'm still confused about why the jelly left after I played cards... @_@

"I had a dream that I was in school and we had to do the whole Battle Royale thing." Awesomeness, Clairebear!

My teacher had a dream that our school was under attack by terrorists, and that I ran out trying to be the hero. Awesome- yay, or nay?

[TalnSG]

Most of my stranger dreams are more like OBEs.

Once I was watching myself sleep and could see that I was dreaming. Then suddenly the guy I was dating popped in - just poof! He walked over and woke me. The me in bed told him to go away and stop appearing in my dreams. He vanished. But he came back and did it again, chuckling over being a pest. Awakened again, we had an arguement about him visiting me during his own out-of-body-experiences. He left and I got out of bed, lit a candle on my altar, mumble something and went back to bed. THEN the guy joined me up where I was watching all this from - as if we were in a different dimension than the two of us I had been watching. He was all excited and pleased at what he could do, but I pointed out that his visitations were unwelcome. We hugged, he disappeared and I went back into the me that was sleeping.

I woke up a few minutes after all this and called him to tell him about this weird dream, but his phone was busy.

He was calling me to apologize for disturbing me. You can queue the Twilight Zone theme now.

[kingAndres]

Originally Posted by emmygirl121

LOL!
I have this recurring dream, that im on a school bus.
and we keep having to stop for skunks who are crossing the road.
And its really slow.
so we hit one and we have to give it a funeral,
then its like a flash back of when the fourth hokage died.
And everyone is crying cause we killed a skunk.

hahaha i was laughing for like a minute

[emmygirl121]

Originally Posted by kingAndres

hahaha i was laughing for like a minute

its not that funny just stupid.
whenever i have that dream. Im like
oh shit not this dream again

[Aota]

Originally Posted by TalnSG

Most of my stranger dreams are more like OBEs.

Once I was watching myself sleep and could see that I was dreaming. Then suddenly the guy I was dating popped in - just poof! He walked over and woke me. The me in bed told him to go away and stop appearing in my dreams. He vanished. But he came back and did it again, chuckling over being a pest. Awakened again, we had an arguement about him visiting me during his own out-of-body-experiences. He left and I got out of bed, lit a candle on my altar, mumble something and went back to bed. THEN the guy joined me up where I was watching all this from - as if we were in a different dimension than the two of us I had been watching. He was all excited and pleased at what he could do, but I pointed out that his visitations were unwelcome. We hugged, he disappeared and I went back into the me that was sleeping.

I woke up a few minutes after all this and called him to tell him about this weird dream, but his phone was busy.

He was calling me to apologize for disturbing me. You can queue the Twilight Zone theme now.

Awesome. Have you ever dreamed about future events only to have them happen two days or so later?

[xYinniex]

I saw a green man with pale pink lipstick and then we both turned into butterflies and had a butterfly war. XDDD

I woke up the next morning like O_o WTF!!

[clairebear]

Originally Posted by Aota

"I had a dream that I was in school and we had to do the whole Battle Royale thing." Awesomeness, Clairebear!

It's not awesome when you're IN the dream though
It was so scary lol.

I saw people who I went to Highschool with..and we were sitting in a big room. We all got given the weird necklace things to put on and the next thing I remember...we were outside the school and lots of people had guns. :[

Yinnie: LOL. That sounds awesome. XD
I wish I would have funny dreams once in a while lol.

[Miyavifan]

Originally Posted by xYinniex

I saw a green man with pale pink lipstick and then we both turned into butterflies and had a butterfly war. XDDD

I woke up the next morning like O_o WTF!!

lol.... I wish I had weird dreams like that. my weird dreams are more often than not scary also. I hate that.