What is your weirdest dream ever?

[Nuska]

what dreams have you had? Any weird ones? How about last night's dream?

[YukisUke]

Yesterday night, I had a dream that I was being eaten alive by rats. That dream was so real and when i woke up, i was so scared. my mom told me that i watched too much of the bone collector. I don't believe her. Do you?(LOL)

[Dmnhntr]

The weirdest dream I have had goes like this, I was walking around my yard one afternoon, when suddenly a giagantic dragon appeared above me, opens it's mouth and starts to breathe fire in my direction. So I did the only logical thing to do, I ran. But my movement was unnaturally slow, so I looked down at my feet, and for some weird reason, I was wearing the iron boots from "The Legend Of Zelda". So I could hardly move, and when I looked up I was totally submerged in water, which made it even more difficult to move, but I still tried. The dragon chased me around the house, still breathing fire, numerous times, and that is how it ended. I really don't know if I survived, or if I became a pile a wet, charred flesh. All i know is I need to stop eating before I go to bed.

[egenglert]

I had one of the strangest dreams ever about a month and a half ago in Greece when my dad was driving us back from Olympia to Nafplio (I had eaten raisins and almonds because that's the only thing we had to eat):

I was on an airplane, and suddenly I hear this yodeling. I look out the window and there are sea lions on a could yodeling into a photophone and then the plane crashed, then I got home and there was this little monster about the size of a mouse with the head of a warthog and a bee's body, and it was running around the backyard next to the refrigerator we kept on the porch (we don't have a refrigerator on the porch) and it was screaming "PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES!!!!"

Another one I had was about a week ago:

My best friend (Derek), his dog and I were camping out on a mountain slope, we were hiking on a trail up the mountain when we suddenly came across a sign that read "DANGER: WITCH AHEAD" but we kept going, then we saw my friend, Françoise on a broomstick in a witches hat and she saw the dog and started chasing us down the mountain saying "Doofus, DOOFUS!" and then she killed us.

No, I have never taken drugs.

[emmygirl121]

Originally Posted by egenglert

I had one of the strangest dreams ever about a month and a half ago in Greece when my dad was driving us back from Olympia to Nafplio (I had eaten raisins and almonds because that's the only thing we had to eat):

I was on an airplane, and suddenly I hear this yodeling. I look out the window and there are sea lions on a could yodeling into a photophone and then the plane crashed, then I got home and there was this little monster about the size of a mouse with the head of a warthog and a bee's body, and it was running around the backyard next to the refrigerator we kept on the porch (we don't have a refrigerator on the porch) and it was screaming "PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES!!!!"

Wow. if you never did drugs I'm pretty sure your crazy

[EveV]

I dreamed..... I was in God Of War << and that I was Kratos, last night....
Ehhhh.
Toooo much playing of the game <<
Oh well!

-Goes back to playing God Of War-

[egenglert]

Originally Posted by emmygirl121

Wow. if you never did drugs I'm pretty sure your crazy

Yeah, I am...but my friends can be crazier...sometimes

Oh, I thought of another one!

I was in my World Geography (9th grade History) class, and my teacher called me over to his desk and he turned into a nun and beat me with a ruler, then the room melted away and I saw the 6th dimension and it was small enough to fit into the palm of my hand, so I did the only logical thing, and I ate it. Then, a Buddha statue came out of the 11th dimension and it's mouth dropped open when it saw me and a laser fired out of it's mouth (mind you this it taking place in a black void) so I run towards the door and I go through it and slam it behind me, only to find it lead to another dark area, I couldn't move and I was very cold. Then there was this light and another door opened, I was in a refrigerator, naked. So I see that a Shinto gate opened the door to the refrigerator and I yelled at it "ARE YOU GONNA ARREST ME FOR BEING IN MY HOME? I have a plane to catch!" So I folded myself up and placed myself into an envelope and was put on Air Satan flight 666 and flew to the South Sandwich Islands where I learned that the cable box is made of Jell-o.

[DivineBled]

Weirdest Dream Ever.

I married Jason Voorhees, Krueger was the best man and Ozzy Osbourne was the priest.

[GuyFromCanada]

Recurring nightmare.

I'm in a mall and something happens and people run for the exits. I get trapped inside and run around looking for an exit. I find a door and a flight of stairs cuts through a cliff. I run up the stairs and it's a small ledge with a pure black never ending 'bottom.' Off to one side is another ledge to get to the other side of the cliff.

As I make my way across a "tickle monster" shows and starts to tickle me and tries to kill me by making me fall off the edge. The "tickle monster" looks like that Counting count from Sesame Street but his head is about 10 feet high.

In the dream I always make it across to the other side without falling off and that's when I wake up. lol

[YumiTaka]

One time I dream I am married to Bradd Pitt,