I don't any jokes... honsetly i don't!!! Apart from...
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman in a hot air balloon. They were slowly falling so they decided to get rid of a couple of thing that they brought along with them. The Scottishman threw out a hammer, the Irishman threw out a shotgun and the Englishman threw out a bomb. Anyway they came down a bit later and found a little boy crying.
"what's wrong?" They asked him.
"A hammer hit me on the head!" Said the boy.
The men carried on walking and found another crying boy.
"What's wrong?"
"A shotgun hit me on the head!"
The men carried on walking and found a boy laughing.
"What's funny?" They asked.
"I farted and a building blew up!"