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08-29-2008, 06:36 PM
ok ok ok ok
 why do the newbs make pointless threads? =DD *don't take this personally*  In the shadows beneath the trees he waits. In the darkness under the moon he plots In the silence of the night he kills. 
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08-29-2008, 06:40 PM
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<3 for that you now get spam =D  ^_^ In the shadows beneath the trees he waits. In the darkness under the moon he plots In the silence of the night he kills.
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08-29-2008, 10:15 PM
There is 3 guys standing inline to get into heaven and saint peter says "ok heaven is relly full today so im only letting you in if you died horribly
Mike:"ok i live in the 25th floor and iv been worried my wife has been cheating on me so today i went home early to try and find her with the other guy i looked all over the place and dint find him so i went out side to the deck and saw him dangling in the metal bars so i start punching him and kicking him but the guy dint fall off so finally i got a hammer and hammered his hand and he fell of but to my surprise he was still alive!!!!so i went and got the fridge and threw it out the deck and it killed him instantly.but from all the anger i had a heart attack and died right there in the deck." Saint Peter:"wow man that was horrible go ahead ,whos next?" John:"me, ok i live in the 26th floor and i was doing my daily workout when suddenly i slipped and fell i thought i was done for but i manneged to get a hold of the metal bar below when suddenly a guy STORMS out the door and i was like yes im saved but out fricking no were he starts fucking punching me and kicking me but i dint let go then he ran inside grabbed a hammer and hammered my hand till i let go and i fell but luckily i fell on a bush and lived but then out of no were a flying refrigerator lands on me next thing i know im here...thats about it." Saint Peter:"that was even worst then the guy before you go ahead. next!" Jake:"imagine this im naked in refrigerator......"  Family kurtfu22= Sister MonsterMonster= B sis
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08-30-2008, 04:19 PM
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08-30-2008, 04:42 PM
this joke comes with a story...
i was at this party a while ago...lots of folks from all over the world, spain brazil, china etc. and this one japanese guy! well after lots of drinking those that are left are gathered in one room.... and we decide to each tell a joke from our own country... so it's going round.... a joke from spain , from brazil etc. then it gets to the turn of the japanese guy... ...he asures us that we won't get the joke...but we make him tell us anyway... the joke was NOT funny...but i want you to imagine the reactions of everybody around him when he got to the punch line.. "so there is this guy...and he is living in a circus, he goes out and he catch some woman...he chop off her arms and legs.. and put her on a shelf like a doll... then he catch some more woman...and he do the same... he has them all in a row on the shelf. with no arms and legs...like a doll... .... AND THEN HE EATS THEM! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (very manic laughter)" personally my favourite joke was made up by a friend of mine long long ago why did the baby fall off the swing? because i hit it in the face with an axe!
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