Bureda: The Love Doctah'

[Bureda]

So, like, since I am so wise and all that. No ego boosts plx, anyway, I thought I'd make a thread and pass on my wisdom!

You may ask any amount of questions questions. They have to be love related.

If you want a serious reply indidicate so, otherwise the default format of my answers will be sarcastic and comical.

[Suki]

Is it okay to date your ex-boyfriend's dad if it was him who dumped you, and his parents are divorced?

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by Suki

Is it okay to date your ex-boyfriend's dad if it was him who dumped you, and his parents are divorced?

Well child, I see you suffer, but you know what they say, behind every man that cheats death, there stand a woman that will surely screw him over.

The ol' dad technique was rather cunning of you, watch as your ex-man turns himself literally into an ex-man and follows the path of phaggotry.

[mangapunkrocker]

what if i liked my friend but if i told him i liked him it would kind of ruin our friendship what do i do?

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by mangapunkrocker

what if i liked my friend but if i told him i liked him it would kind of ruin our friendship what do i do?

Friendship is a great thing, you should never jeopardise it for some cock. you are a shy girl though, so its worth giving it a shot. I doubt it would ruin anything, if it did the guy must be shallow.

[mangapunkrocker]

thanks....we'll see...I doubt i'll say anything....but thanks

[Suki]

Originally Posted by Bureda

Well child, I see you suffer, but you know what they say, behind every man that cheats death, there stand a woman that will surely screw him over.

The ol' dad technique was rather cunning of you, watch as your ex-man turns himself literally into an ex-man and follows the path of phaggotry.

A simple ‘yes' or 'no’ would have sufficed

Next question: if a man is really madly in love with a woman who is allergic to flowers, would it be wrong of him to give her a large bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day?

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by Suki

A simple ‘yes' or 'no’ would have sufficed

Next question: if a man is really madly in love with a woman who is allergic to flowers, would it be wrong of him to give her a large bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day?

If that's how you like your answers then the answer would be "No".

[Suki]

Originally Posted by Bureda

If that's how you like your answers then the answer would be "No".

No meaning he shouldn't buy her flowers whatever the circumstances may be, or no meaning it wouldn't be wrong of him to buy her flowers?

This question required more than a simple monosyllabic word

[Sutiiven]

theres always fake for that type of thing