Favorite Movie Quotes?
 

I have too many...they're all from Fight Club

One that comes up is, "First you have to give up...First, you have to know, not fear, know that someday your gonna die"....anndddd "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"

I won't....


...but only if you go watch it.....now....:mtongue:

This is your life, your dying one minute at a time.

Bob has bitch tits

Say goodnight to tha badguy, cuz you aint nevah gonna see a badguy like this again.

(From the Fifth Element)

Priest Vito Cornelius: Where's the robot to pat you in the back? Or the engineer? Or their children, maybe? There, you see how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing? How your entire empire of destruction comes... crashing down. All because of one little... cherry.

richard whos your favorite little rascal? alfalfa or spanky?...........sinner lolz!=^.^=



tommy boy =^.^=

- Jippie-kay-yee mf-er!!!! Die Hard
- JD, hit me! - 25th hour - I still use this one when I out.

LMAO!!! I change that name and use it on a daily basis.
Pineapple Express is made of win.

That movie is so funny!! I die every time I watch it. :D

i cant think of aoything..... I still cant think of anything... ah, flashback humor -Fight Club

from Corpse Bride

~ Play dead...oh, sorry.~
Victor Van Dort (to his dog, who is dead)

"Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?"
Elder Gutknecht (this is in the area all the dead people are)

this has to be my absolute favorite, I think.
"If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!"
Maggot

oh... and then there's this one:

Old Woman *confused*: … But you’ve been dead for fifteen years!
Skeleton *grabs her and pulls her close*: Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

The Big Lebowski

"Obviously you're not a golfer."

"He fixes the cable?"

"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't farking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh!t don't farking roll! Shomer shabbos!

This is Spinal Tap

"You can't really dust for vomit."

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

"The Boston gig has been canceled... I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town."

Big Trouble in Little China

"Everybody relax, I'm here."

"A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack."

"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

I have many favorite quotes too, but it's so hard to try and bring them all up.

Airplane
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Corpse Bride
Victor Van Dort: I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!

POTC (I love POTC and Jack Sparrow!)

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow: [describing Will to the cannibal villagers] Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip.

Oh and YukisUke, that was from POTC as well isn't it?

Lord Cutler Beckett: You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die.

Most of mine are from Trainspotting and Eddie Murphy standups.

Trainspotting:
Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

Francis (Franco) Begbie: That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it.
Man: [shouts] Who the fuck are you?
Francis (Franco) Begbie: Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! [kicks him in the crotch]

"One thousand years from now there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me. It's just a pity no-one told Begbie"

From Eddie Murphy Delirious:
Eddie Murphy: Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
From Eddie Murphy Raw:
Eddie Murphy: I'm sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids.
More stuff on the show but not exactly quotable. MUST WATCH FOR FANS OF COMEDY.
I also like quotes from City of God like : "She was beautiful , I wanted to lose my virginity with her" something like that lol. There was a quote from Fight Club I can't remember , something nihilistic from Durden.
:ywave:

@ Sashimi...

that's one of my favorites (the POTC one)

Johnny English: The part when he's giving the description of the "assailant" to the guy trying to recreate an image of him.

"...a scar on his cheek... in the shape... of a banana." ... "Which cheek?" ... "Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle."

That whole scene is really funny but that particular part cracks me up every time. I can't help but love it!

lol i was gonna put that but from gone w/the wind.

that's actually why I like it. XD

She done r.u.n.n.o.f.t.

Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!

It's Game over man.

That's a great one. Also from that movie:

I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.

and

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Damn it now I have to watch it again.

Crazy guy: "The Lord tells me he can get me out of this one. But he's pretty sure you're f*cked." (Braveheart)

Pretty much the entire Princess Bride and Holy Grail movies :)

It has just occured to me that I could say anything I wanted and it's probably a quote from some movie/book somewhere. Like for instance, what I just said about saying anything.

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe.

lol i luv that movie "Jack i will never let you go."
*teardrop*

ice age is funny
Sid: Well I think your stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.
Manny: I'm not fat, it's all this fur. It makes me look.. poofy.

forrest gump: life is like a box of chocolates you never know watcha gonna get.

Doc Holiday: "You are a good woman....then again, you could be the Anti-Christ". From Tombstone...great movie.

Another from that movie...
Cowboy: "Your so drunk...you're probly seein double"
Doc: *pulls out second gun* "I've got two guns, one for the each of ya"

Now that I think about it, that might not be as awesome if you haven't seen the movie =\