Outgoing messages?

[Hyakushi]

What does your cell phone or work phones out going message say?.
I only have a work phone which I don't really treat like one but mine says.

"Hi you reached Eli's work phone. If you’re hearing this then I'm probably home or I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."

Usually I never call anyone back, unless it's really important.