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04-07-2008, 12:56 PM

Granted, you dropped out of High School, got your GED. Worked at Gamestop. Got fired for giving people free stuff. Found a women to love you. Married her. Cheated on her. Divorced. Went on a cruise. Had an episode of Titanic. Died at the bottom of the sea.

I wish I made boats.



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04-07-2008, 02:28 PM

Wish granted ..... you made a superfast boat and Sly comes to steal it along with the hard drive, blueprints, and any evidence that you made it and claim it as her own and she regains your fame at your cost

I wish I could finish my Sudoku game.



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04-07-2008, 02:30 PM

Granted but Zone hacks your computer, and changes the username of the game you were playing and takes all the credit. Eventually he memorizes your computer passwords and open ports and hijacks all of your sudoku games and takes all the credit becoming a nationally renowned sudoku player at your expense.

I wish I could hack computers without getting caught.



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04-07-2008, 02:40 PM

((LOL! ))

Wish granted....you were able to hack computers....but an annonymous hacker, hacked your comp and found out many naughty things about you and you weren't able to track down who had done it....the hacker, sly, had many address aliases to cover her tracks. She blackmailed you and she became the only hacker in the world to beat you

I wish I was in Europe



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04-07-2008, 02:46 PM

Granted but you lost your visa and were never able to return. Not knowing the language, you tryed to get a job but failed miserably. Eventually you were deported to Ecuador, your english let you land a job as an English Professor. You tried to hack the Ecuadorian Bank of the Republic but got caught and were thrown into jail.


I wish I ran Bank Security for an Ecuadorian Bank of the Republic.



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04-07-2008, 03:24 PM

wish granted.....you made a intriquete(sp?) plans on how to infiltrate the bank and taking the money without them knowing. But sly found your plans when she hacked into the jail prison computers from the steam room she ratted you out and you were arrested, convicted, and imprisoned. Sly's ratting cut her sentence in half and you were given her half to your sentence.

I wish to live in Japan....



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04-07-2008, 03:30 PM

Granted, you became an artist, developed networks with famous music production companies. Released your own album. It sucked. Your fame died quickly after living in Japan for only 1 year. You now do little and small gigs. You don't make alot of money, Tommrow your visa will expire and you will be deported back home.


I wish I ran a Japanese Immigration Department and had the luxury of deporting people earlier then their intended stay.



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04-07-2008, 03:40 PM

wish granted.....You came across one individual that didn't want to go that easily. She had you chasing her all over Japan for another 10 years. You became angry, that she was the one who killed your record of deporting people under 2 days. Exhausted from looking for her one day, she let you catch up so she could say " I broke your streak record! "

I wish I had a million things to do.



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04-07-2008, 03:42 PM

Granted, running from a Japanese Immigration Officer wasn't one of them.

I wish I had a koala as a pet.



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04-07-2008, 03:50 PM

Wish granted....it happened to be one of the rare albino type and Sly just had to have it. She masterminded a plan to steal it and succeded. She then sold it to you again for way more than you orginally payed for it.

I wish I had a dollar.



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