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04-07-2008, 04:01 PM

Granted, it was a rare 1899 dollar. You sold it on ebay for a million dollars back to the Federal Reserve. A few years later you invested in google and became a billionaire. After consulting your family and friends you decide to open up a company and called it Luna Corp. I immiediately jumped on it, having patented the logo back in 1992. I sued you for everything you had and took over your company. Later I hired you as a marketing expert and made your life miserable. Constantly quirking you up to sexual harrasement and working you to the bone. You became an alcoholic from the stress at work and eventually developed severe depression from the state of your lifestyle. Years passed and you cooped with taking large and massive Seratonin injections directly to the blood. One day I switched your Seratonin bottle for a liquid that contained water and compressed Ibuprofen tablets. You died from low levels of oxygen in the blood.

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04-07-2008, 04:01 PM

granted but you invest it in a sketchy business and now your in the whole $25 000.00 Ouch!

I wish I hadn't stayed away so long

Edit: CRAP I never was fast enough for this thread T_T lmao


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04-07-2008, 04:03 PM

Granted, no need to say "Okairinasi" anymore then.

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04-07-2008, 04:06 PM

Granted, but you flal on the cealing

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04-07-2008, 04:12 PM

granted but team rocket was hungry when they poke-napped you and ate you

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04-07-2008, 04:18 PM

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I wish I had a nice employer
Granted, you have a very nice employer. However, she only pays you minimum wage.

I wish I made a million dollars a year.


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04-07-2008, 04:19 PM

Granted, but hes a perv and don't treat you right

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04-07-2008, 07:12 PM

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Granted, but hes a perv and don't treat you right

I wish I was a ghost
Granted, but you went towards the light.

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04-07-2008, 07:16 PM

Granted, but none of it is heniai

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04-07-2008, 07:16 PM

Granted. But then ur place catches fire and ur face is badly disfigured.
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