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[Slykaz1]

granted...it happened the day that you ended up going on a trip to Japan

I wish for cooler summers.

[TheLastFortnight]

Originally Posted by Slykaz1

granted...it happened the day that you ended up going on a trip to Japan

I wish for cooler summers.

Granted, but your winters became hot .
I wish to invent the Super Mother Brain Internet Security System: it searches the entire web and destroys virus by virus, spyware by spyware without any pity!!!

[zoneoni]

Granted, you invented it, but were unable to produce it. Since the internet does not yet have enough bandwith to self-host an automated program, you required a server in which to host all of your files. You were unable to afford one as the one you required, had to have atleast 5 1000/DX lan lanes and 54gigs of ram along with a 400000 redundant power cycle and atleast a oct 16 internet backbone which would cost somewhere around 324,000 dollars to host for a single year.


I wish I had faster internet at home with no line drops.

[TheLastFortnight]

Originally Posted by zoneoni

Granted, you invented it, but were unable to produce it. Since the internet does not yet have enough bandwith to self-host an automated program, you required a server in which to host all of your files. You were unable to afford one as the one you required, had to have atleast 5 1000/DX lan lanes and 54gigs of ram along with a 400000 redundant power cycle and atleast a oct 16 internet backbone which would cost somewhere around 324,000 dollars to host for a single year.


I wish I had faster internet at home with no line drops.

Granted, but it only works at Sundays .
I wish to be the new super hacker of the century, the one that can hack every system in a few seconds and is impossible to catch. Then I'll hack the database of Microsoft and make it crumble !!!

[zoneoni]

Granted, microsoft crumbled and we no longer had windows. Because a great percentage of people switched over to mac and all they had to play was chess and the calculator on mac, hacking the mac was boring, and you were left without a job. The world became a boring mac world mmos, rpgs, fps, were unplayable on a mac because they had a crappy video card and were stubborn and didn't want to change it. Linux went to the wayside as they started to charge for all of their os variations, non of the thrid-party linux makers left their stuff free, everyone went private market, and it cost a load to buy a linux os, you lost your job and now own a hotdog stand.


I wish I had a hamster to torture everyday.

[KitsuneFr]

Wish granted, but I sent my cats to play with it just before you.

I wish I have a great big tiger to torture my cats every days!

[zoneoni]

Granted, however they contracted the bird flu and died.

I wish I had an internet cat to torture certain posters every day.

[KitsuneFr]

Wish granted, but soon appears an internet dog which tortures the internet cat... Then an internet T-Rex which tortures the internet dog... that endless...

I wish that I would have been a dinosaur hunter in a past life.

[zoneoni]

Granted...but you didn't have ice....ICE OMGAWD. NO ICE.....DOOOD ITS OVER THE WORLD IS OVER WITHOUT ICE.......JNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I wish I didn't have to listen to the construction workers outside and could sleep in peace.

[Slykaz1]

granted.....you became deaf. And Sly came and teased you by confessing things she knew you wouldn't hear.

I wish I was not happy today