Evacuate Japan

seaside911 · (#1 (**permalink**))

Evacuate Japan.

If any Japanese people or their friends are reading this I ask you to please consider Evacuating to Ireland. Japanese people are so nice, mild mannered with a strong work ethic while being furious warriors. We have thousands of empty propertys and ghost estates lying idle here that can accomodate you. Today our family are preparing food parcels to send to our friends in Tokyo. It is the duty of the International Community to assist in this time of Crisis. And I'm not talking about useless government actions, I'm talking about ordinary people coming together to help. And as far as I know refugee status does not require you to have a Visa.

This video is by nuggetsoftruth and is an accurate representation of Ireland at present. If we can get a strong Japanese influence into our Beautiful Country we can work together to build a new Republic.

YouTube - Visit Ireland (Soon)

SHAD0W · (#2 (**permalink**))

Awesome! I'll show this to my friends in India and Eastern Europe! They'll be right over!

RickOShay · (#3 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by seaside911

Evacuate Japan.

STOP BUYING INTO THE BS!!!!! The media needs to go F itself with a sandpaperie broomstick.

Japan does not need to be evacuated, and even if it did, how in the hell do you suppose 126 million people leave here??? And honestly where would they go? Its a kind gesture but completely ridiculous and naive. Even if it was feasible for everyone to leave, Japanese people would rather die than just all up and abandon their home.

RealJames · (#4 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by seaside911

Japanese people are so nice, mild mannered with a strong work ethic while being furious warriors.

What the hell!?!?!? HAHAHAHA

but seriously.... you're dumber than piece of shit

RickOShay · (#5 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by RealJames

What the hell!?!?!? HAHAHAHA

but seriously.... you're dumber than piece of shit

haha, i missed that part. Know what is the scariest thing about all this.. the amount of dip shit wackos that have made themselves known... i had no idea there were so many, if anything is going to doom mankind it is these people.

godwine · (#6 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by RickOShay

STOP BUYING INTO THE BS!!!!! The media needs to go F itself with a sandpaperie broomstick.

Japan does not need to be evacuated, and even if it did, how in the hell do you suppose 126 million people leave here??? And honestly where would they go? Its a kind gesture but completely ridiculous and naive. Even if it was feasible for everyone to leave, Japanese people would rather die than just all up and abandon their home.

Ireland of course!!!!! Being the furious warriors they are, they can just swim over. The leprechauns can just move to the shire and live with the hobbits.

evanny · (#7 (**permalink**))

NOOOO! don't go there japanese! you'll mess up my country's secret plan to overrun Ireland with cheap, mostly illegal work force.

tokusatsufan · (#8 (**permalink**))

Well at least maybe they'd stop using the Euro.

godwine · (#9 (**permalink**))

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Well at least maybe they'd stop using the Euro.

Euren?? Yenro???

SINRT · (#10 (**permalink**))

"Furious warriors"...jesus wept!

I'll just come out and say what many of us are thinking:

Any hot Japanese chicks that want to evacuate to my place in sunny Singapore for 1-2 nights, possibly extending for up to 3 nights total, are welcome. Be sure to bring your school uniform, it's an important part of your life and we wouldn't want it to get irradiated, would we?

There, glad that's out there now.