Translation please
 

Hey could some one please translate this or tell me what they are taklking about?
YouTube - Marty Friedman cooking Fried Prawn 1/2
Thanks^_^

roughly speaking,

greeting. Ohatsu ni ome ni kakarimasu is very formal and archaic and Yakuza-like greeting for Hajimemashite(How do you do?).
about his profile and megadeth.
he likes Enka(a genre of melodramatic Japanese popular songs). he play the rock version of 'Funauta(famous Enka)'.
about MC's band. Marty knows his band's member Kamayatsu. he is odd fellow.
he makes a mayonnaise while playing the guitar.
about Hirahara Ayaka, J-Pop, X-JAPAN, the genre of the music.
Believe your tongue!
about his favorite spot Azabu-Juuban and Onsen(hot spring). he shaked hands his fan with nude in Onsen after his concert.
about his next concert.

Marty Friedman Is awesome I've watched a couple of shows that he was in. He is very good at Japanese.

どもありがとございますでべぞさん　i love marty friedman hes properly my biggest hero /idol anyone heard his music?