'Awesome People Clan'
 

The end is nigh upon us all, citizens of earth. For we have been over run and besieged by the Rabid Fangirls from the depths of Mordor, the Salivating Otakus of the West, and the Teenage Wanna-be Vampires from the isles of Horny-ville. Is there no peace from these chaos hungering savages? Is there no recovery?!

Three champions of PURE AWESOMENESS have come together to create a place, a clan of peace, a clan of awesomeness! A place where the weary citizens of AWESOMENESS can reside and take refuge from the battles against the none awesome ones.

We, Me, Yinnie, and The Crimson, invite you to join us! There is no limit!

HOWEVER. There IS a requirement. You have to be, in everyway possible, PURELY AWESOME!

Here are some examples of not awesomeness.

1. If you are a fangirl.
2. If you are a fanboy.
3. If you somehow think you're a vampire.
4. If you like Twilight.
5. If you somehow think that you're awesome, but you're not.
6. IF u spek lyk dis.

Those are but a FEW examples! There are many more requirements!

Things that are awesome!

1. Comedians like Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Russel Howard.
2. The TV Channel: Dave

To join, you must post a picture of yourself doing an AWESOME thing.

Have you got what it takes to be AWESOME!?

Members:

President AWESOME: Tai (Me)
Vice AWESOME: Yinnie
Secretary of AWESOMENESS: The Crimson.
Maximum Viper: Keaton421
Slayer of fangirls (Did I get it right?): Nickel
Bane of stupidity and AWESOME writer: Thirdsight
Yuna7780,
ないです: Jaydealart,
Musicluver,
MisaMisa,
Orewasenshi
(Sorry if I forgot you)

Extra Information


added rules
-You must have at least 50 posts to join, this is only because in those 50 posts we can judge whether you have the wit and intelligence to accept some of our comments.

You will be informed by PM if you have joined the clan

All forum rules apply to this thread, meaning, No flaming. [without just cause-kidding]

If you are unhappy with any of our points, please PM our secretary and I'm sure she will be very helpful.

Your Posts will be kept on record for database sakes. [or our own entertainment but who knows]

Please put a sign in you signature that you are part of this clan if you have been verified as one.

IF YOU ARE APPROVED
PLEASE ADD THIS TO YOUR SIGNATURE.
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God: Bureda

Hmm, well its not any more. :)
I am Omnipotence.

Will do. Tomorrow though, sleep time and work nao.

21, college student, combat medic

Likes: Led Zeppelin, Hendrix, Modest Mouse, All Quiet on the Western Front, Batman, LotR, James Bond, Star Wars, Apocalypse Now, cars, trucks, dogs

Dislikes: Fangirls, fanboys, glittery vampires and the kids who want to be them, people who say "ne?", white people in kimonos or dreadlocks

I can start a fire without matches, clean a fish, clean a rifle, skin a deer, change a tire, change a baby, grill a steak, drink hard liquor, set up a LAN, and love a woman oh so tenderly!

Requested title: Maximum Viper

ok know do i need to list things i dont like or do like ?

Awesome. I'll also take any title relating to my penchant for ruining otaku's days

I don't see any cum. Just hard gay, a living legend, a master of his trade.

Also, it's totally cool to have a girl as an avatar. Just sayin'

No reason to argue. Hard Gay is great. If you want to be in the clan, post a pic - if not, see ya later!

I fit the requirements of the awesome clan I believe :p I shall find some kind of 'awesome' picture so that I can be in and amongst the awesomeness :)

Oh well I won't even try, because I like hip-hop.

TheCrimson; I suggest your IQ is far not the highest. You stereotype too much. And I have never even heard about you on JF and now look we have a semi-boss here.

Bye

oh sorry I just read your biography, and I totally see what is up now. I feel sorry for you though.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'd try but VK is where I'm at

hope the clan does well.

What is this, then? Myself, I'm having the hardest and worst weeks of my life, so yeah I apologize I'm not on the top but I could just slap every narrow minden person. It's like GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH FFFFFFFUU*CCCCCCK (MMM, I did use a *) YOOOOOOUUUUUUU

Your signature and shout-out to MMM in your post indicate extreme internet forum drama. Not very Awesome

What an exclusive clan. so exsclusive that no ones in it yet....hahaha jk

*too awesome for this clan*

i know that

that also excludes, but is not limited to, your avatar & AIM SN.
awesome.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCrimson (Post 633645) AND ABSOLUTELY NO: - under 16s - over 30s

seriously..? you should probably add "blonde hair" to that list.

Don't chat shit. I own you. In fact I define Awesome.

Tits our or you're not in. :rolleyes:

Okay. Let's get this straight.

The amount of clans started in JF is ridiculous, what's one more going to do?
You accept stuff like the anime romance clan, which doesn't really make sense in the first place.

Post your awesome pictures here. examples of Awesomeness can be
-Pictures of a cool gig ticket, such as tickets for Comedians etc
-An action pose
-Something that separates you from the rest of the members.

If it's good enough, you become a member.. simple.

[if you're desperate, all queries and pleas go to Thecrimson, and we will look into your post background]

The Crimson is a failure. He's setting up unnecessary laws. This is supposed to be for fun and lulz, not some Police-State managed thread.

I also want to touch on the point of RAP. You see, most of you youngsters are used to listening to rap that talks about bitches and hoes, but in truth RAP was invented by poor people for poor people.

Rap was used to express yourself. It was used wisely, especially during the 80's, you know, getting people in with the whole racism, and all that sad stuff. Rapping about how poor people are, how they can harldy afford food due to lack of money.

Shit rappers like Soulja boy with their 3-word rap is what's fucking up the image even more.

If you look hard enough you'll notice that most rap deals with regular issues that effect you in society.

It's like me labelling you people saying "Oh you listen to rock, you are a druggies!?" or "Oh you like JRock, you're gay".

Don't be simple minded. Know the history of an art and its purpose before you chat shit.

PS. The signature is seriously gay, who designed that? ;x

I gotta post a pic to join? That sucks...I don't have one.

But come on, I wanna join!

Wait a minute, no under 16s? Not cool.

Oh well, and no, its not made up to enhance the experience of fun. It's uptight. Therefore it fails. If your feeble mind thinks that a rule 'no over 30's' will make things more fun then you are clearly a big bigot.

In during jealous people whining

EDIT: I think the club can make an age exception for DSX

Yes you are. :)

especially after naming Frankie Boyle & Hugh Dennis Things that are awesome!

Explaining Rap to Jealousy, how on this earth did you come to that conclusion? Your logic exceeds you, oh, wise peasant, explain to me what of logic thou used.