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02-22-2007, 01:14 AM

U r crazy Nard.
Good yo momma jokes too.
U and Kanji.



The pic added goes to the ones whose ideas are in a box, to the ones who don't give respect to the one who doesn't fit in that box, stereotying one as I am. You'll soon learn your mistake in not getting the chance, because of Your Error to get to know as others have gotten to know, love, respect, and appreciate me for who I am and not for what you aim to make me.


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02-23-2007, 01:26 PM

Book titles and authors jokes:

How to wash your hair by Dan Draft

Beach-visiting by Bee Key Knee

Public-speaking by Mike Row Fone

Basic courtesy by Paul Light


There's no such thing as happy endings, for when you find true love, happiness is everlasting.

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02-23-2007, 01:52 PM

How to do for dummies, huh?



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02-23-2007, 01:54 PM

exactly.. XD~!


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02-23-2007, 05:09 PM

Here's some jokes:
SHE SO STUPID

She so stupid that she called me to get my number
She so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund
She so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order



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02-24-2007, 09:26 PM

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She so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
I actually know someone that's tried to do that.... then again.. she was drunk..

love the jokes guys and gals! Kepp it up!



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- I would slap you but I'm not sure your brain could process the pain.
- He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
- I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
- Darling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
- You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
- The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead.
- What tragedy it is to be just smart enough to know that you are doomed to painful idiocy.
- I worship the quicksand he walks on.
- If wit was chocolate you wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M.
- God ruined a perfectly good woman, by putting a dick on him. Twisted Evil
- What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
- The only difference between you and a bucket of shit is the bucket.
- You are living proof that man can live without a brain.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
- I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you're unarmed.
- Here is some money, call someone who cares.
- Faith is not a function of stupidity but a frequent cause of it.
- I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: he fornicated and read the papers.
- God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, well, we all make mistakes.
- "I'm sorry I'm late"
"Dont apologize. I'm sorry you're alive"
- If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart.
- Hey, you're pretty quick... then again I guess I'd be pretty quick too if I spent the first nine-months of my life dodging a coat hanger.
- Are you a polititcian or does lyin' just run in your family?
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your man seems to think so too.
- Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
- God made man in his own image, and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like you!
- If you can't laugh at yourself, there's always someone there to show you how it's done.
- It's nice to be stupid, but it's stupid to be nice.
- While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

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02-25-2007, 08:26 AM

OMG ROFLOLMAO, DEFINITELY THE ABSOULTE BEST I'VE SEEN XD~!!!!

You mind if i quote some of these...? They're excellent!!!


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02-25-2007, 04:27 PM

Here's some of mine... I hope no one fines any of them offensice! ;p lol

~ A magician was driving down the road,then he turned into a drive way.
~ Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says: "Man it's hot in here!!!!" The other muffin exclaims, "Look a talking muffin!!!!"
~ Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it.
~ What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff
~ Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
~ Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition
~ Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
~ I love cats...they taste just like chicken!
~ A blonde walks into a bar.....
~ I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
~ Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

I'm sprry but I had to post some. lol



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02-25-2007, 04:32 PM

Lol, they were pretty funny

I especially love these
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~ Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it.
~ Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
~ Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition
~ Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
~ I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Although I don't really know you that well.., I still hope to see more of your jokes, SweetSuicide! XD~!


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