ha ha ! you seem like the type to one way or another get one from Japan dont let your dreams go so easily h aha!

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I am so desperate I will talk my way into getting someone to get pregnant for me and then adopt their kid. lol

lol that IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE... lol sounds a lil sitcomish though. ha ha

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... so?
I want a little Japanese girl, I have a name picked out and everything.

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Sachiko ^^
Means "child of bliss"

Women like babies because in reality, most babies don`t spend that much time screaming. They spend most of their time snuggling up against you and watching you in awe as if you were a god.

Of course, that`s only if you know how to take care of a baby properly.

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I practically raised my sister
She did that quiet and adoring thing for the first few months
But then her human instinct to want constantly kicked in
And she was never quiet

which i dont... so yeah alll screeaming with me. its sad and makes me depressed and frusterated after 10 min... im a man thgat likes his solitude.. i guess when my wifey has one i will have to find somewhere sound proof to lock myself away for awhile so i dont go bereserk....

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Me too... I like quiet
Unless they're laughing loudly, which I don't mind
But the screaming and crying, I can't deal with
I can deal with whining though, which is why I've opted for around 3 or 4
Which is around the time they start whining more and crying less