Top 10 Things to look for in a girlfriend! - Page 2

Uriko · (#11 (**permalink**))

top 10 things i look for in a guy;

to be continued..

Suki · (#12 (**permalink**))

Rofl at number 3 xD!

SGTOkinawa · (#13 (**permalink**))

Ha ha ha, I love it when young people make a list of adjectives... LOL!

Funny
Cute
Smart
etc...

LOL! When you get to my age (38) words like..(For a man about a woman)

Alive
Will pick up clothes I drop outside the clothes hamper
Keeps the kids away when I’m on the phone.
Goes to the kids school events and leaves me alone, ha ha!
Remembers every ones birthday and can sign my name on the card!
Buys me underwear that fits!
Knows how to cook my favorite meal, and not burn it.
Pays the bills so I don't have to worry about it
Takes my truck to the car wash once a week AFTER she is done washing her van.
Lets me run the A/C at night when it’s hot even though it cost $$
Will outlive me so I can be assured my kids will have her at their grand kid’s graduation form high school.

Ha ha,

Good in bed, LOL! that last all of 1-2 years and if you say, no no no, we are ... well guess what, bla bla bla, yeah right wait until you get older, sex is not the greatest thing in the world, its just one more tool women get to use over men, then by the time you WANT to have sex more, we’ve found ESPN and Sports center, LOL!

Guys just need some once in a while to keep us going when we hit 40, so girls I hope you got a good electronic friend?

LOL! Oh this was fun to read.

Okay good luck!

oh and read this:

What would you do?

Peace!

Shanis · (#14 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by mangapunkrocker

4-knows how to unwrap a starburst with his mouth

what is a sarburst? lol^^ but the video is fun

i really do like it ^^

AntiCitizen · (#15 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by mangapunkrocker

are those the qualities guys want? I mean cooking? What if we can't cook? And swallowing a whole hot dog? Jeez, I know you meant it as a joke. but it's like me saying this:

10 things we want in a boyfriend:

10- a you know what (can't say cuz there are minors here)
9- good body (fit...ect)
8- needs to have a jo
7- car
6- can run for hours

5-keeps going
4-knows how to unwrap a starburst with his mouth
3-knows how to fix something when broken
2-car
1-good in bed

your well fookin lazy aintcha

Thunda · (#16 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by theAlphaDuck

ok...I`ll bite

in Decending importance

1. LOOKS
you may call me shallow, but then i am not saying that you should ONLY judge on looks, but if your girl is not HOT...then why be with her...HOT chicks can be just as funny, smart, friendly ect. as the ugly ones...so why not go for a looker?
2. LAUGHTER
shes gotta be able to make you laugh, have a sense of humour and see the funny side if you play a (small) practical joke on her.
3. Inteligence
personally i cant stand stupid or ignorant people....so shes gotta be clever
4. TRUST
thats essencial and leads me nicely onto point 4.5 which is
4.5 HONESTY
shes gotta be honest...not just to you, but also in character
5. STYLE
she gotta have style, and class and carry herself with a crtain air...but not arrogant or showy
6. DIRTY WHORE FUCKABILITY
goddess in the kitchen, angel in public...but shes gotta be a whore in the bedroom...it doesnt matter what her level of skill is...but if its lacking...she gotta be fast learner
7. COOKING
being able to put together a tasty dish just for you...well thats fucking wicked
8. THE KAWAYEEE FACTOR
it always helps if from time to time...shes just TOO cute for words
9. FRIENDS
you can judge alot about a person by the kind of friends they keep
10. CLEAN
she should be a clean person, not just in her self, as in personal hygiene...but in the enviroment aswell

and lucky for me 1 got all 10 plus a few extra ones too :-)

I think so too. Well said.

AntiCitizen · (#17 (**permalink**))

what You Want And What You Get Can Be Completely Different

Thunda · (#18 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by AntiCitizen

what You Want And What You Get Can Be Completely Different

Treu treu monsieur

theAlphaDuck · (#19 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by AntiCitizen

what You Want And What You Get Can Be Completely Different

disagree slightly....

you only get what you THINK you CAN get.

If you believe that you are only worthy of second rate girls....thats what youll get...

but if you believe you can have whoever you want....then its your for the taking...

LOVE YOURSELF.... and the one you want will find you.

Bureda · (#20 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by AntiCitizen

what You Want And What You Get Can Be Completely Different

Think high and aim even higher my friend.