How to approach a partner!
 

Here's a simple how to guide on how to get yourself in deep space sixty nine.

Point 1:
- You are you
- You are imperfect, yet perfect. You're a human, someone who's able to change!
- Have an ego, even if its unjustified. Egos help shape you!

Point 2:
- There's a partner you want.
- You approach them. Two possible outcomes: You're liked for who you are or you're turned down for who you are.
- Look at the circumstances. If you think you're average then you simply focus on yourself. Remember, even the ugly duckling got to tap some sweet ass in the end. So can you.
- Improve yourself. Do not give yourself some shitty lines like "This is who I am". Everyone's impervious to static. We are all changelings.


Point 3:
- There's rules in life.
- What you reap you must sow. What does that mean? Well, if you want yourself some sweet latina booty a well hung western man or a hung low asian man then do the right thing! Improve yourself. Open more windows of opportunity!
- The future's in your hands!

Bureda wuz 'ere 2009.

This is one of the coolest/most entertaining things I've read on here.

My mind is pleased to have enlightened you.

Are you serious, like cancer?

You know for the sake of my post count I will pay attention to this illogical post and ask for an explanation.

what a killjoy..i thought i was bad...

anyway...you enlighten me enough...

It's pretty self explanatory.

You may think that, but you see that 2-bit brain of yours is reading things differently. Thus giving out a pointless reply to this thread.

hehehe, I like this. Definitely cool, I know some friends who should take your advice :D

thats why minimin is on my "TO-GIVE-MAD-PROPS TO" list...she knows what time it is!