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10-28-2009, 08:06 PM
if you have any chat up line's post 'em here
i wanna see what works and what dont XD heres mine: Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Im not fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock are you a pokemon cos i wanna peek-at-chu ^__^ 風、水、火、土 
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10-29-2009, 02:58 AM
Hahaha ^-^ "peek-at-chu".
I actually have quite a few which I’m not sure is a good or bad thing, eh who cares. “if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” “I bet $10000 I can kiss you without touching you” “Can I take your picture so I can show santa what I want for Christmas?” “Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you” Then when I was at a restaurant a pretty waitress came up to me and said, "Hi, what can I get ya?" I said, "You can't get me pregnant but you're welcome to try." She hit me xD lmao!. Just messing.    I'm not racist . . . I hate everyone equally.
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10-29-2009, 02:13 PM
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always works xDD 風、水、火、土
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11-05-2009, 02:08 AM
LOL! Let's see. I got one:
"I bit my lip. Will you kiss it to make it better." "Do you have a map, cause I got lost in your eyes." A guy gives a girl 12 roses. 1 is fake. He tells her, "My love for you will dissappear when the last rose dies." ~Looks around corner, hides under bed, climbs over cabinet, eats sour-stick, hides behind you with a grin, drops to floor, crawls under desk, wiggles in mouse-hole, flaps to roof, scrapes on tiles, jumps in chimney, slugs to stairs, reaches for corner, ,
THERE YOU ARE, REALM OF RANDOM!~ -The_Wondering_Otaku, Zenzen
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11-05-2009, 06:07 PM
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Does that one really work? Visit my website and help me reach my dream: http://mydream2japan.tk
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11-06-2009, 05:11 PM
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Visit my website and help me reach my dream: http://mydream2japan.tk
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