Chat up lines

onlybyron · (#1 (**permalink**))

if you have any chat up line's post 'em here
i wanna see what works and what dont XD

heres mine:
Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Im not fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock
are you a pokemon cos i wanna peek-at-chu

^__^

Hyakushi · (#2 (**permalink**))

Hahaha ^-^ "peek-at-chu".

I actually have quite a few which I’m not sure is a good or bad thing, eh who cares.

“if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”

“I bet $10000 I can kiss you without touching you”

“Can I take your picture so I can show santa what I want for Christmas?”

“Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you”

Then when I was at a restaurant a pretty waitress came up to me and said, "Hi, what can I get ya?" I said, "You can't get me pregnant but you're welcome to try." She hit me xD lmao!. Just messing.

onlybyron · (#3 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by Hyakushi

Hahaha ^-^ "peek-at-chu".

I actually have quite a few which I’m not sure is a good or bad thing, eh who cares.

“if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”

“I bet $10000 I can kiss you without touching you”

“Can I take your picture so I can show santa what I want for Christmas?”

“Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you”

Then when I was at a restaurant a pretty waitress came up to me and said, "Hi, what can I get ya?" I said, "You can't get me pregnant but you're welcome to try." She hit me xD lmao!. Just messing.

HAHA there awsome my best one is " GET IN THE VAN" O___O
always works xDD

Zenzen · (#4 (**permalink**))

LOL! Let's see. I got one:

"I bit my lip. Will you kiss it to make it better."

"Do you have a map, cause I got lost in your eyes."

A guy gives a girl 12 roses. 1 is fake. He tells her, "My love for you will dissappear when the last rose dies."

Ryzorian · (#5 (**permalink**))

When you see our ships, in your skies, negotiations.... are over.

Mortry · (#6 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by onlybyron

HAHA there awsome my best one is " GET IN THE VAN" O___O
always works xDD

OMG xD
Does that one really work?

Hyakushi · (#7 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by Mortry

OMG xD
Does that one really work?

Hahahaha! only if you have a van x)

SHAD0W · (#8 (**permalink**))

JF just sank to a whole new level..

I'm guessing you're all single?

Mortry · (#9 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by SHAD0W

JF just sank to a whole new level..

I'm guessing you're all single?

Ya damn right I am! xD

SHAD0W · (#10 (**permalink**))

Maybe single should have been "virginal" I don't know..