Ask the girls

[pumpum]

ok here are some questions i have for a female..

Why do you moan so much?
Why do you hate my playstation?
Why do we need to hold hands?
Why cant you cook like my mother?
Why do you think porn is disgusting?
Why do my mates offend you?
Why cant i chat to other women?
Why is marriage so important to you?
Why dont you put the toilet seat up after you have had a shit?
Why does it take you F@@@@@ 3 hours to get ready?
Why do you cry so much over nothing
Why do you flap your hands at your eyes when youre about to cry?
Why dont you just accept that your ass is fat? (which is good)
Why is there always someone at your work who we need to talk about?
Why have we always got to spend an hour finding an "easy" parking space?
Why can we not watch a single movie without endless questions? Unless its a romantic drama of course.

[myk]

Originally Posted by pumpum

ok here are some questions i have for a female..
Why do you flap your hands at your eyes when youre about to cry?
Why dont you just accept that your ass is fat? (which is good)
Why is there always someone at your work who we need to talk about?
Why have we always got to spend an hour finding an "easy" parking space?
Why can we not watch a single movie without endless questions? Unless its a romantic drama of course.

Man, you were really heating up on the back half of that post; these are things I wonder about frequently.

[StonerPenguin]

Why do you hate my PlayStation?
Bitch please. PlayStation has always been my favorite system. Ever since I was a little girl

Why do you cry so much over nothing?
I don't cry over nothing. Last time I cried was like 3 years ago when the track adjuster on my dad's Caterpillar D7 bulldozer failed and crushed my index finger. I had to drill a hole into my fingernail to release the blood building up pressure behind it which was ripping it off.

Though to be fair, I do know girls who cry over nothing. I remember one of my friends crying and my brother was like "Man, you cry a lot." to which she replied "It's because I'm a girl. Girls get like this. Tell him [Stoner]." And I was like "Dude, I don't know what you're talking about." Me and my two other sisters just aren't like that. So I don't know man. Bitches be crazy.

Why don't you put the toilet seat up after you have had a shit?
So shit doesn't fall into the toilet, duh. Wouldn't you rather your toothbrush hit the toilet seat then the floor than fall into the toilet?

[philostyle]

Originally Posted by rio09

I don't know why, but having girls for friends wont do any good for me right now.

Cause they look at my looks(attractive or not), making me nervous as hell, and sometime they smile...

maybe because i'm single and worried if girls make move on me(fall for me, because i choose her *type* )

I used to have girlsfriends( ye just friend), since i had realationship.
It was easy to talk to them, cause i only have *my girl* on my mind.

But now i'm single and vulnerable to attractive girls...haha :P


OK girls i have important question for all of you...

ok i find this girl really attractive
she is shy,polite,logically person, and not straightforward.

She is someone who will apologized for something small. She want someone who caring,honest and wanting slow relationship( cheek kiss is like sex for her)

So HOW DO I CONVINCE HER ?..THAT I AM THE ONE SHE LOOKING FOR??

Anyhow i know seriously i can take care of her, if i meeting her i can convince her and doesn't have to ask anyone for advices.

BUT we never meet though, because it's online dating ...so give me some advice what i should write..!!..

i already wrote 4421 words about ME and about *if she my gf* stuff ..without promising..

she is busy with her life...but when she check it ..i want to impress her ...

have you guys met in person even for one time?

[Ryzorian]

This whole thing reminds me of a T-Shirt slogan. "The more I learn about women, the more I love my car."

[rio09]

Originally Posted by philostyle

have you guys met in person even for one time?

nope >.> .. but i figured out that it won't work for us..

cause we both the silence type

[Guza]

Soo i got a question< say your at a club/bar, and your with your girlfriend and she starts checking out other women that are there and when i look at what shes looking at she looks immediatly at me with an evil look annnnd yells " for real!?" please tell me...why!

[RealJames]

Originally Posted by Guza

Soo i got a question< say your at a club/bar, and your with your girlfriend and she starts checking out other women that are there and when i look at what shes looking at she looks immediatly at me with an evil look annnnd yells " for real!?" please tell me...why!

my guess;

she's looking at fashion and body shape in a competitive/jealous kind of way
you're looking cuz you wanna touch or it's giving you a hard on

[Guza]

Originally Posted by RealJames

my guess;

she's looking at fashion and body shape in a competitive/jealous kind of way
you're looking cuz you wanna touch or it's giving you a hard on

ummm what if its the opposite lol, and what i see in girls and think to myself if ny girl would look good in what shes wearing?>