What American Female problems have you experienced?

[Ronin4hire]

1. Does your American girlfriend/wife get angry on a whim/out of the blue? (example: You didn't like her new dress and now you have done it! She wants you dead, your friends dead, family dead, in hell, and says your bald and old even though your only 24 years old!)

2. Does your American girlfriend/wife call you dirty? Does she act as if she doesn't want to be with you? (example: You took a shower, got a haircut, sprayed your extremely large American container of axe on yourself, and your still treated as if someone barfed up silver dollar pancakes at Dennys.)

3.Does your American girlfriend/wife work too much OR doesn't work at all? (example: There is no middle road here. Either she has that pioneer spirit to work all day, or she just works quits, work quits and puts the burden on numero uno..you!)

4. Does your American girlfriend/wife not clean up after herself? (example: She eats junk food, uses tissues to blow her nose, and whatever she touches, she just leaves it on the floor FOR YOU TO PICK UP after work!)

5. Does your American girlfriend/wife require 1000 apologies? (example: She went to school, was stung by a bee, and it's your fault! The world now comes to a screeching halt until you apologies again and again again and again.)

6. Is your American girlfriend/wife a little too happy, (seems to speak of marriage a little too easily), and then a second later is incredibly angry and wants you dead....then happy again?

7. Does your American girlfriend/wife always think she's sick and dying? (example: health nut. Reads too many articles online, thinks the fan at night will kill her, the blood from her period is cancer, if you cough at night, she gets angry etc. etc. etc.)

8. Is your American girlfriend/wife loosing hair due to stress? (example: This one could be seasonal, and sometimes it's made up in their minds, but if it does happen, it's certainly the foreigner's different values to blame for this one!)

9. Does your American girlfriend/wife become quiet and sulks in the corner of the room for hours? Days?(example: not needed!)

10. Does your American girlfriend/wife run out side at night (when angry) pretending to never come back, but in reality she's hiding, waiting for you to find her and resolve the issue? (example: When mommies were mad in the Industrial age, they would run to nearby churches at night to consult other women. In present day, they just don't answer their cell phone, and count the seconds it takes you to find them (because it's dangerous at night.)

11. Can your American girlfriend/wife actually eat food with no artificial colors and preservatives? (example: Take her to an Japanese garden market, and see what she DOESN'T buy!)

12. Does your American girlfriend/wife mother live you? (example: Now you live with the mother in law, and it's as if your dating both of them....and I mean that in the worst way possible.)

13. Does your American girlfriend/wife say "we can live in your country for 5 years but then we come back to America." (example: Recent statistics ?citation need? show that the youth don't even have passports and few of them have ever gone beyond the USA. France is full of atheists and socialists right?)

14. Does your American girlfriend/wife treat you differently than a American boyfriend/husband? (example: She creates rules, and ridged structure so you can't have fun just because you're a foreigner! She wants you to be the Prince Charming from a Disney flick, but without the Euro trash...even though you are not American!)

15. Is your American girlfriend/wife indecisive? Does it take her forever to choose something? Or does she buy it without thinking and regrets it? (example: Its Jesus says! He didn't say you can think rationally just to do what he said because you have faith! Therefore after all those years in school, your girlfriend still makes some rather bad decisions due to lack of this crucial skill to think rationally. And this can be a time consuming issue too!)

16. Can you talk rationally to your American girlfriend/wife? (example: you understand English, she understands your language, but without taking out teddy bears, while listening to childrens music, you can't have a heart to heart talk over IMPORTANT issues.)

17. To initiate 'change/fix the problem', YOU have to take things to the extreme (verge of divorce/breakup) with your American girlfriend/wife? (example: Stagnation has trickled down from Americas economy to the roots of your relationship, and you have to go all Pearl Harbour or 9/11 on her butt in order to get a little change! SHE apologies, promises not to act that way again...but...a week/month/year later its back to the same problems... Like I always said you can't write on toilet paper! Oh wait Myth Busters says the Americans figured out a way...It is called the US constitution! <-this was an insensitive comment. I am truly sorry, so do not take it personally fellow readers!)

18. Can you have a political discussion about World War 2/slavery/The Vietnam war/The Iraq war/The Korean war/The gap between rich and poor in the US/The theory of evolution/The US health care system/Americas ignored segregated class/important laws that the government doesn't enforce....with your American girl friend/wife? (example: She doesn't know the facts, she wasn't taught the facts, so you try to discuss these issues and it causes a fight. Remember "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil!")

19. Does your American girlfriend/wife always want to go on vacation somewhere? (example: Hawaii, Guam 1 day-2 weeks -2 months, and She will go even if you can't!)

20. Does your American girlfriend/wife seem a little childish? (example: Cry, hit her feet on the ground, when she can't have it her way..Ohhh to be 7 years old again!)

[dogsbody70]

Ha Ha thats great. how about one for the Male species also.


This could be appropriate generally I suspect.

[Ronin4hire]

Originally Posted by dogsbody70

Ha Ha thats great. how about one for the Male species also.


This could be appropriate generally I suspect.

lol... I actually made this thread as a response to the Japanese one.

Which Japanese Female Problem Have You Experienced?

It's just a parody of that list.

I found that by substituting American for Japanese and changing one or two things that I could make a similar list.

[dogsbody70]

yes Ronin I realise that very well. its hilarious. can we ever understand a woman. I'm one and sure do not understand why I do things.

Blame it on the oestrogen and the awful Curse many of us have to deal with every few weeks--Now do I mean MEN--LOL--Actually, No.

[Ronin4hire]

Originally Posted by dogsbody70

yes Ronin I realise that very well. its hilarious. can we ever understand a woman. I'm one and sure do not understand why I do things.

Blame it on the oestrogen and the awful Curse many of us have to deal with every few weeks--Now do I mean MEN--LOL--Actually, No.

Well then.. thank you I guess

I don't think men and women are as different as the media makes them out to be.

[dogsbody70]

don't you really? I feel that we truly are on different planets.

the way we think about things especially.

[Ronin4hire]

Originally Posted by dogsbody70

don't you really? I feel that we truly are on different planets.

the way we think about things especially.

I just think gender difference is mostly constructed. Sure there are some differences. The obvious physiological differences for example.

But when it comes to how we think I don't think we're as different as is commonly portrayed.

Basically I'm thinking it's nurture that is more significant than nature regarding how we think and gender is no exception.

[dogsbody70]

um you could be right I suppose but aren't men much more agressive than women. more suitable for war. somewhere I read that Testosterone helps make a man Macho and masculine and also that Oestrogen can make women wish to be dominating. I have no real idea only judge by those I meet in every day life.

There are always masses of theories. Often Gay men are very feminine in their ways and lesbians vice versa-- some are masculine where their partners might be more feminine.

I also do agree that Nurture or lack of it can affect us strongly. Our education or lack of.

I like men to be real men--but often have found that Gay men are very artistic.

Also of course our Genes must affect us but circumstances of every day life also. we react or respond in certain ways to certain situations.

I was watching aprogramme last night about the way children who were used in the Industrial revolution and girls had to work as hard as the boys in many awful situations.

I was a tom boy as a child-- hated all things girly. Now I suspect I behave as a woman-- I am not as clever as my husband-- he has a very logical way of thinking and also brilliant with lateral thinking. We have lived together for over 44 years-- yet we are worlds apart in our thinking.

No doubt many women can do the same work as men or even same sports etc. Maybe our background does make us the person we are whether male or female but I like to know the difference between the genders.

I get on with both if we share similar interests--


I have six grand children and the girls are so different from our only gr. son. He always like games that Mean Killing. Always liked violent games. The girls are on a totally different wave length to him. too keen on latest fashions and accessories etc.

[JamboP26]

Ronin, you legend. This is hilarious. hahahaha

[Ryzorian]

Thus more evidence supporting the the book Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus