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Smile awsome - 02-27-2011, 02:40 PM

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Use chlorophorm to knock her out, roll her in a rag and toss in the trunk of your truck. Drive away to the abandoned shed in the forest that you have discovered last summer while learning bee keeping. In there, unroll the rag, tie her and put on a chair with a head bound on her head. The leave before she regains counciousness.

Outside, harm your body with barb wire and injure your face, tear your clothes and smear your pants in mud so it looks like you have put up hell of a fight. Then wait...like an alligator near the river bank...

When she wakes up and starts screaming you rish in, burst through the door, and say:

"I came here to save you, but most importantly to ask your name. "

Then she will reveal her name and faint in your arms.

After this it should be fairly easy. You may start with introducing yourself, but it's optional. Women like mysteries.

Ah, you know her name. Then I don;t know...
Reading too many romance novels, huh?
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02-27-2011, 02:53 PM

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Reading too many romance novels, huh?
i dont read crap like that
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02-27-2011, 02:58 PM

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Use chloroform to knock her out, roll her in a rag and toss in the trunk of your truck. Drive away to the abandoned shed in the forest that you have discovered last summer while learning bee keeping. In there, unroll the rag, tie her and put on a chair with a head bound on her head. Then leave before she regains consciousness.

Outside, harm your body with barb wire and injure your face, tear your clothes and smear your pants in mud so it looks like you have put up hell of a fight. Then wait...like an alligator near the river bank...for affable bovine to approach...

When she wakes up and starts screaming you rush in, burst through the door, and say:

"I came here to save you, but most importantly to ask your name. "

Then she will reveal her name and faint in your arms.

After this it should be fairly easy. You may start with introducing yourself, but it's optional. Women like mysteries.

Ah...you know her name. Then I don't know... Maybe just ask her for a walk?
I laughed my ass off XDD I love the detail. You're very creative bro O:
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02-27-2011, 03:07 PM

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I laughed my ass off XDD I love the detail. You're very creative bro O:
cheers mate
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02-27-2011, 03:24 PM

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Reading too many romance novels, huh?
What kinda romance novels are you reading man? LMFAO.

I lol'ed
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02-27-2011, 03:42 PM

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i know her name . . .
but what should i do tommorow ?
if i met her in the school . . .
well,,,,you know her name, but you don't know much about her right? in that case, talk to her at school cafeteria. look for her having lunch or munch. and ask her jus like "Can I sit next to you/in front of you?" and start some general conversation. It'll be much easier to have laid back talk when eating something. Be nice n' sincere when you talk to a lady. and don't be too nervous or suspicious.


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02-27-2011, 06:49 PM

Talk to them be confident.
Don't be afraid to take risks
Be their friend and let it flow naturally


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02-27-2011, 07:01 PM

you mean you fell in Love with a beautiful-gorgeous-heart-loving Japanese woman?
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02-27-2011, 07:47 PM

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i know her name . . .
but what should i do tommorow ?
if i met her in the school . . .
So you have something in common to begin with right? Just start out with small talk and be yourself. Do you have any projects your class is working on? Maybe you could invite her out someplace to discuss the project.

Observe her and see if she looks at you. When you talk to her, and I have faith that you will, see how she reacts. Don't be put off if she doesn't act how you think she will, she may be shy. Us girls can be shy when guys approach us too.

Mostly, listen to her and what she she has to say. If you don't agree with something she says just politely say it's not your thing. Best not to fake it. But if you do have the same likes, great! Then you can compliment her on her hair or whatever.

So just be yourself and I wish you luck!

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02-27-2011, 10:31 PM

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i know her name . . .
but what should i do tommorow ?
if i met her in the school . . .
Here's an educational video that shows you what to do tomorrow.




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