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It Should Be Illegal For My Dad To Cook
My dad happens to think he is the greast cook in the world. What he doesn't know is that dinner is like FearFactor. Seriously, everything he makes looks like it is moving. Kiyuge came over and he forced us to eat the dinner he made. By the end of the night, I threw up twice. Kiyuge O.D.ed on antacids so she wouldn't puke. Does anyone else have terrible cooks as parents?
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DONT EVEN GET STARTED ON YOUR DADS COOKING KIYUGA! JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME REGURGITATE!
Luckily my parents are good cooks. My brother on the other hand.... |
Yes, I do... But I take pride in my ability to endure it.
My step-father cooks some unsatisfactory meals sometimes, but he puts a lot of effort into it. It wouldn't be right of me to crush his spirit. |
My dad's a bad cook. It's usually burnt or not completely done.
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All sounds better than nothing XD.
Mmmmm my foster parents were really good cooks but I never got to eat there good food only when I would get lucky enough to swipe a peice from there plates but there food smelled really good. My friends mom though I thought had the best food in the world when I was small, then I learnes it was just prepackaged ramen Hahahahaha but it was the best thing Ive ever eat'n in my life. Well better then eating scrapes here and there. Ah and there was my dad well he wasn't my blood dad but he took me in anyways, he use to make this really good stew (it was only patatos and carrots) but it was good XD. Ah and my girlfriend can really cook too, come to think of it her whole family can cook good japanese and korean foods. Thats about all I can remember there might have been some other ones but I just can't seem to remember right now. |
Wow. That's my type of cooking. XD
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well. my dad is a good cook. my mom on the other hand burns cookies.....even when all you have to do is throw them in the oven.but i usually do the cooking around the house so its okay.
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I don't think I've ever had really bad cooking...I've had some strange tasting stuff, but I've made all that myself...my dad loves to experiment though, and yet, somehow, it always turns out really good. I guess I'm just lucky!
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My dad's a professional cook.
It's his job. :rheart: |
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I'm glad that I'm the main cook in the house......I'm damn good at it too......I think everyone else that lives with me should just give up already......All of their "experiments" turn out terrible. I'd rather starve than eat some of the things my family cooks for me.......
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My dad only knows how to cook instant noodles and boil water, that's all. D:
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ha my dad even burns water but my mom is a good cook
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well in training xDD buut nee~ this one's whole family cooks =O the mommy ish ..sorta of a homemaker, but can make some pretty decent meals at times~~ the daddy ish....well, an ex chef x.x'' right now, he just does the AC repairs~ and this one ish a sushi chef xDD and the sister...well....she just does hw all day ._.''' poor brat =.= |
haha,
My grandma and mother are awesome cooks. only home food though My dad is a sushi chef and also a chinese food chef. My dad and I are REAL foodies. I'm not really that great at cooking,. BUT I GOT AN A IN FOOD TECH/ |
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freaking bloody teacher -.-'''' wouldn't freaking let this one improvise on a recipe because he disagreed w/ the cooking method =.=''''' *hates school for a reason* ;_; |
I´m a "Profesional Cheff"... Love to be in the kitchen and make beatyful (and TASTEFUL) dishes... be my guest.
also love diversity, love Japanese food, Italian Food, Thai Food, Mexican Food.. etc.. etc |
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God bless microwave cooking! Because of that wonderful invention I don't have to it my mom's cookings very often. God Bless it! It saved my life so many times.:D
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I can make simple stuff like fried rice or pizza. My little brother is King of the Baked Dessert. My mother is Queen of the Kitchen...but Dad had to teach her to cook when they got married. :P
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My mom don't cook alot, and my dads not the best cook, but my brothers worse. My dog, That i thought ate anything (did see it eat poison ivy), would not even touch the eggs by brother cooked. My dad looked ill for a couple weeks over that'n.!!!
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:D geez...were all being so hard on our parents.....ha ha ha! so am i so i have no room to talk. heh^_^:D
at least your parents DONT BURN THE MICROWAVE PRE-COOKING |
I live with my grandarents and they're both really good cooks :D but my mum on the other hand used to be so bad at cooking! But then she went to University so she was forced to learn XD
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My Mom was an excellent cook and Dad was ok, except for his choices. but my ex mother-in-law was one of the two worst cooks I eve met. Her two sons once said to me that they were away in college before they ever saw vegetables that were not GRAY. She was also the only person could roast a whole chicken on an outdoor grill and have the meat powder dry without een slightly browning the skin. I still haven't figured out how she did that, but I figured out real quick that I didn't want to eat it. It was like putting raw flour in your mouth - suddenly saliva didn't exist, just this chewy, tasteless clump in your mouth.
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My dad rocks. He is a boss at a college, but everyone knows him as "Chef Bobbie" cause he is always in the kitchen cooking. Cafeteria food...but at least it doesn't make them and me puke~
My mum made spaghetti one time...and weeeell...I wont touch the stuff anymore. I never knew how bad the wonderful noodles could get *shudders* She makes a mean pot-roast, though :) and i can make pancakes! |
my dad is a good cook so is my mom... but i not so good... chocolate chips in the microwave... can u say BLOW UP!!! lol
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is your mum's spaghetti any goood...? if it is...can you lend me some >.> my mum can research it |
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you wound me, mistress, really you do. but oh well. i will have to wait to eat your mum's spaghetti. another time^^ diets...
but seriously, don't ever come over to eat mah mum's spaghetti. consider yourselves warned. tasted like donuts...which probably has a lot of people goin "WOW DONUTS!" but when ur chewing noodles but tasting fried bread w/ frosting....eeeeh?! |
lol i will think about that when i come over to ur house... lol... it might be funny tho... even tho i don't want to eat it i would like to see ur face.... haha
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thanks pucca. i bet i would look horrified.;)
today...my brother tried to make easy mac. he popped it in the microwave in a foam bowl. next time i saw him he was eating mac n' foam so i had to take it away from him quick. he told mum on me, i was supposed to be watching him. she got a kick out of it, but i think foam probably isnt the best thing to have in one's stomach |
lol.. i nice job on watching ur little brother... foam mac'n cheese... haha that would taste off and wierd... i would laugh if he was like foaming at the mouth to make it look like he was wild or something... that would have been a great picture moment... FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WITH NAKISHEE's LITTLE BROTHER... lol i would laugh
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Oh god my parents would disown me XD
that means no more Chef Bobbie food |
lol tru tru... i wouldn't want u to get disowned that would make me sad... and u need that food
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Thank god my parents don't cook that bad. O_O
Both my parents actually make very nice food. X'D And they have the ability to see AND realise when their food is awful. They usually throw it out and order pizza when that happens. X'D |
Haha....I'm glad most of you aren't being poisoned by their own parents!!
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