Translate these ringtones for me?
 

Can you guys tell me what these ringtones are saying? Oh yea and you can have them too =)


http://www.soundboard.com/dt.aspx?dfpath=../mediafiles/NTMyOTIwNzAwNTMyOTkz_7CsgyUdIX9Y.mp3&desired=Paging%20Voice


http://www.soundboard.com/dt.aspx?df...apanese%20Girl


I know what this one says but i think its cute and i want to give to you guys

Zedge | Free ringtones, themes, wallpapers, videos and games for your cell phone - Free your phone!

i love zedge made my own cell phone theme there

Both the first and the second ones say completely the same thing.

"I'm not near the phone right now. Please leave your name, phone number and a message after the beep."