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Can someone translate this to English?

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わからない人には、この256の意味が全然わからないことだろう。

単純に言ってしまえば、8bit＝0～255（計256）＝0xFF（16進� ��）で、

256まで数えたらまた最初に戻る（ループする）ことを指し示しているし、同時にファイナルファンタジー8 であることを指し示している。

要するにプログラマの遊びだ。

　しかしここで肝心なのは、「猫」を持ってきたことではないかと思う。

　タイムリープものとして一世を風靡した作品がある。ロバート・アンスン・ハインラインの『夏への扉』だ。この作品以降、論理的タイムリープ物語と言えば「猫」がつきものなのだ。そしてそれ以前に、タイムリープものといえば「ラブストーリィ」がつきものなのだ。

　ラブストーリィ、かつエルオーネと時間圧縮、かつ猫が0xFFまでしか数えられない、と来れば、先の展開は読めたようなものである。こんなところでネタバレして良いのかよ、とここは笑うべきだろう（笑）。

"猫はいい……アンタもそう思うだろ？

そうだよなぁ……猫は最高だ……。"

因みにロバート・アンスン・ハインラインは『月は無慈悲な夜の女王』の作者。もし「ハイン」がこっちから来てるんだとしたらわたしは笑う。いや充分考えられるんですがね。少なくともエスタの「ルナゲート」に関しては『ルナ・ゲートの彼方』からでしょう。コールドスリープだし（笑）。

I know it's such a long message, but I would fully appreciate it if some of you could do it for me! ^_^

Thanks again!

I used a translator, but I think some of it doesn't make sense 100%, however it's better than nothing. x)

People do not know, the 256 will not make sense at all. The simple answer is that, 8bit = 0 ~ 255 (total 256) = 0xFF (16 decimal), The first 256 returning to ETARA (loop) and that the finger that, Final Fantasy 8 is pointing at the same time it is. In short, they play the programmer. But the bottom line here is, , "Cat" I think it would be brought to. There are sweeping the world of work as a TAIMURIPU. ANSUN of Robert Heinlein's The Door into Summer. Since this work. Speaking of logical story TAIMURIPU "Cats" is an indispensable part of the -i'm not sure what goes here, the translator wouldn't work :s- And before that, and it's also TAIMURIPU RABUSUTORII, It is always companied by. (?) RABUSUTORII, and time compression and ERUONE, The cat and the only one not to, If you come and Expand the target is as META. Do a good tip for you here and Barre This would be laughable, and (laughs). At least the Esta

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Did that make sense to you, Kuraiflower?

What the hell is this? It explains stuff about hexadecimal on the computer, Final Fantasy VIII, Robert Heinlein...my mind is exploding just thinking about mixing those topics.

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Originally Posted by MMM (Post 708747)

Did that make sense to you, Kuraiflower?

Partly.
I was just doing my good in 'trying to help'.

An excellent example of why automatic translation is useless :D

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Originally Posted by Troo (Post 708907)

An excellent example of why automatic translation is useless :D

As if there was a need for one :)
You know, I really don't think there is a lnaguage where those kind of translations work, but Japanese is the worst one ;)

German->English works very well.

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Originally Posted by chryuop (Post 708963)

You know, I really don't think there is a lnaguage where those kind of translations work, but Japanese is the worst one ;)

It gets even better if you translate from your source language, to the destination, then back again. Bwahahaha!

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Originally Posted by KyleGoetz (Post 709002)

German->English works very well.

No, it really doesn't.