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Could someone please translate these pages of text for me?

There is a thread specifically for these requests near the very top of the page.

Also, you might want to take a stab at translating it yourself first. There are a number of people here (myself included) who prefer to help people learn rather than just handing them a translation. "Teach a man to fish" and all that jazz...

I thought this was a Language Help, but it seems that voice went around that this is a translation site :O
Moreover this is no longer a matter of 1 phrase, now they are coming to this site once, with pages to translate and then disappear...disappointing.
I hope people in here starts charging money for this service.