Yh, cause then yu'll be dead and naked or running around screaming and naked :\ Or in a towel, which of course will fall off at an inopportune moment.

Raspberry shampoo is scary.

Yeah especially if it gets in your eyes ;_; *battles a bottle of raspberry shampoo*

1.Don't walk around unarmed saying " hello" when you know there's a possibility of someone roaming around your house waiting to kill you.


2.If that grudge bitch is after your ass... don't go anywhere alone... and when your dead sister says " don't go into that house" don't and awhile you're at it leave Japan.


3.If there are zombies roaming around keep your skin covered when you go play outside.

4.If you're so important that even the devil feels the need to personally fuck you, don't have the baby and if you do don't be surprised when everyone starts dying or when it eats its pet hamster.


5.Last but not least... if you run into Machine Girl, have manners.

Plus, my uber shiny hair after I use it dazzles people eyes so they don't see my pet monkey come up behind them and bite them >:P

And... That was good advice Eve :D

lol, Machine Girl... That movie was AWESOME.

Anyways, Horror movie rules 101: NEVER, EVER EVER EVER use the exact words "I'll be back." You won't be. Basic rule.

Also, never have sex. Stay a virgin all your life if you have to, but if you're in a horror movie situation, and you feel an urge, just go ahead and... *Ahem* You get the idea.

Also, alcohol = bad idea. Drunk people can't run away from the psycho very well. However, it is quite a good idea to get someone ELSE drunk. That way, you can follow the old "Bear-Chase" idea. Basically, if you're in a group being chased by someone/something, you don't have to run faster than whatever it is, just faster than the slowest person in the group.

This next one isn't so much a movie, as a horror STORY...

If you're out doing anything on the streets, and a woman comes up to you wearing a doctors mask over her face, and she asks if she's pretty, RUN THE HELL AWAY! Don't even answer, just run like hell.


I'll post again, or just edit this post, if I come up with more. This is fun, considering that once I got over my fear of everything I became a horror movie addict, lol.

cover your feet when you sleep.

T_T

I always do that!! I'm afraid something is going to drag me away while I'm sleeping ;_; Even if it's like 100 degrees in the room I NEED covers.

NEVER go down a basement floor to 'investigate'

NEVER attempt to understand the creature, by finding it's parents/relatives.

Don't answer your cell phone if you don't know the caller.

Well, I guess I'm screwed.....my house=basement floor. basement floor= jacob. jacob= really evil ghost spirit that likes pushing my friends down stairs. my friends getting pushed down stairs= me gettin freaked out and hidin with my three ghosty friends in my room.