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07-03-2008, 12:38 AM
Yh, cause then yu'll be dead and naked or running around screaming and naked :\ Or in a towel, which of course will fall off at an inopportune moment.
Raspberry shampoo is scary. I eat you. Yup, tis true. Really.
That will mean nothing to everyone, except some people who aren't on this site  Just to confirm Mitsuru, Sayo, Suzuya and Ginga belong to me on JF. Not much point in saying since what's gonna happen? But it's fun all the same  
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07-03-2008, 12:40 AM
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07-03-2008, 12:45 AM
1.Don't walk around unarmed saying " hello" when you know there's a possibility of someone roaming around your house waiting to kill you.
2.If that grudge bitch is after your ass... don't go anywhere alone... and when your dead sister says " don't go into that house" don't and awhile you're at it leave Japan. 3.If there are zombies roaming around keep your skin covered when you go play outside. 4.If you're so important that even the devil feels the need to personally fuck you, don't have the baby and if you do don't be surprised when everyone starts dying or when it eats its pet hamster. 5.Last but not least... if you run into Machine Girl, have manners.  "The sky is cryin...
Can't you see the tears roll down the street?" - Stevie Ray Vaughan
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07-03-2008, 12:50 AM
Plus, my uber shiny hair after I use it dazzles people eyes so they don't see my pet monkey come up behind them and bite them >:P
And... That was good advice Eve I eat you. Yup, tis true. Really.
That will mean nothing to everyone, except some people who aren't on this site Just to confirm Mitsuru, Sayo, Suzuya and Ginga belong to me on JF. Not much point in saying since what's gonna happen? But it's fun all the same
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07-03-2008, 03:10 AM
lol, Machine Girl... That movie was AWESOME.
Anyways, Horror movie rules 101: NEVER, EVER EVER EVER use the exact words "I'll be back." You won't be. Basic rule. Also, never have sex. Stay a virgin all your life if you have to, but if you're in a horror movie situation, and you feel an urge, just go ahead and... *Ahem* You get the idea. Also, alcohol = bad idea. Drunk people can't run away from the psycho very well. However, it is quite a good idea to get someone ELSE drunk. That way, you can follow the old "Bear-Chase" idea. Basically, if you're in a group being chased by someone/something, you don't have to run faster than whatever it is, just faster than the slowest person in the group. This next one isn't so much a movie, as a horror STORY... If you're out doing anything on the streets, and a woman comes up to you wearing a doctors mask over her face, and she asks if she's pretty, RUN THE HELL AWAY! Don't even answer, just run like hell. I'll post again, or just edit this post, if I come up with more. This is fun, considering that once I got over my fear of everything I became a horror movie addict, lol. Squad 11 - Sanity isn't our style.
   Emilie Autumn, in the middle. She's amazing. That is all. "We're all puppets. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings."
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07-03-2008, 07:54 PM
NEVER go down a basement floor to 'investigate'
NEVER attempt to understand the creature, by finding it's parents/relatives. "I'm sorry, but i must have given you the impression that I actually care about your opinions"
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