Hi. I'm looking for...
 

Are you possibly low on anti-crazy meds, Salvanas?

there was on mine...is that a sign?

THIS THREAD IS HOT!

I approve!

Indeed there isn't. Now let's put this nice white jacket on you...don't worry about the buckles overmuch.

Hurray for spam!

:pandahurray:

How dare she!
Youth these days!

I say; deploy a smackadon hammer of doom.

actually i was talking about the thread,

but if we are specifying are wants in a soulmate....


I really want
A paraplegic Austrian boy, who loves spiderman, and has a fear of needles,
His name shall be some common Austrian name, and he Must be exactly 5'7.5"
with blonde/white hair, he also secretly lives a life as a drug smuggler and he can play the piano with his mouth, because he is paraplegic,

and he owns a cruise ship,

does that remind you of anyone? cause i really want to know :P

Josh Aussie!?

he is from Australia,

Not Austria

I think,

Ah, I see the difference now.
You have opened my mind.

I thank you.

I shall now attempted to electronically enlighten you............ Nope not happening

is he australian? or austrian?

cause usually
aussie means austrailian

You may bow down, it is a honour for thee to teach mee

emmy girl you rock you tell those boys! just one question...that's your dream dude....you really have him down to the dot don't you?

oh we will do more than that if you keep going the way you are dude! And we will win.....hahahaha....(kicks you across the floor):mtongue:

You cannot win against me.
Go to the kitchen woman!

but u pretty much want girls to come here xD u don't want them to be chased away, right? especially if ur trying to find one xD

haha, no

but i think its funny how people sometimes pick out there dream boys to
the Very last detail,



and yes, I am fully capable of conversing, with people at least 7 years older than me,

technically adults, but you wouldn't know that by there maturity level,

joking :P

hahaha.....you are so right....people who are like that scare me...and bureda i don't know how to cook if i go into the kitchen i would probably burn it down.....and as for you salvana....jeez bring it on dude.....

Hey baby!
Go into my kitchen and do it like they do in the discovery channel!

Hey baby!
Try the food before you serve it to me.

ahah, I'll help you cook

I can make baked apples, and microwave pizza

my skills are limited by my age

i tried making cookies like five times and every time they were so hard they wouldn't break against the counter....it was bad...and one time i burned the spaghetti when it was boiling....and i exloploded a potato in the microwave....i'm really bad...

Fix up!

nope....i'm happy eating restaurant food..and my mom's wonderful cooking...hheheh

how do you have only 300 some odd posts and two referals,

that cracks me up :)

People signed up because my awesomeness dwells here. I see nothing out of the ordinary.

I spoke to your mother.
 

Your mama doesnt' approve. She says find a nice girl. Also your mama can't stand women who have tatoo's . . . that number more than her's.

That made me cry. I'm definitley going to have nightmares tonight.

+10 points for this post

May i inquisition a helping suggestion and offer you a comforting hug. Guaranteed rapid deployment.