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Pride comes before a fall.
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Hmmm, here are some of mine:
Nach dem Spiel ist vor dem Spiel. - Sepp Herberger ¡Sí se puede! - Illegal Mexicans Marching for Citizenship That's what she said. - Michael Scott Hitler got more laughs than Jimmy Kimmel, and he did it without Jewish writer. - Lisa Lampanelli Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! - Ronald Raegan I did not have sexual relations with that woman. - Bill Clinton |
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fave quotes
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. |
Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.
Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. -Andy Warhol |
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