Why the chicken crossed the road.
 

A friend of mine emailed me this.
And I thought it was hilarious.
Maybe my humor is a bit old...oh well.
I decided to share it for anyone up for a laugh.

It's so " true"...lol.
It gets funnier and funnier as you read.
I bet some of you have probably already seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN McCAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: Kill it and make chicken and moose stew!

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I will remain against it.


AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current
problem before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

xDDDDD Cool stuff.

Aristotele, John Lennon, Bill Gates and Einstein, the best x)

That's great : D
I remember laughing hard when I read that the first time.
I've seen it on myspace multiple times : ) )

yeah, time and again that stuff makes one laugh hahahahahaha :D :D :D

No, no, no.

"There is no chicken."

Darth Vader: "Because it realized the power of the dark side."

Various T-Shirt manufacturing companies: "Because this side had cookies."

Bahaha there's my laugh of the day! :D

Personally, I would go with Einstein's explanation.

lol at Uriko's explanation.

UrioksRandomStalker: WHAT?!? If there's onw stalker for Uriko it's gonna be me! *Sniffing Uriko's hair and goes off to kill the chicken*

Peter Griffin: *Fights with chicken*

that was hilarious:D

ANIKI! D:<

LOL! That was good. It made my really TERRIBLE Thanksgiving weekend a little better. My favorite one was Oprah. XD

Those are my favorites :D

Aniki: 'cause i bullied it on this side of the road.

I was wondering when you'll make one about me.:D
And you made a good one too.

ha! i have two more though..

Aniki: 'cause i voted tonberry & he was for the chocobo

OR

Aniki: he stole my weed & was trying to escape my wrath

The first one is dull, and I kinda forgot about that thread.
The second one is a masterpeace.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?


Lawl XD

..."I invented the chicken."

Ohhh, that Al Gore! :rolleyes:

That's rockin'.

Made my afternoon at work that much brighter.