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Hows these? ( I like yo mama jokes when they aren't directed at me, if they offend anybody, I'll change them.) Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind |
LOL, kanji!!! u watch yo mama on mtv too??!! XD~!!!!
ok i've got afew. they'v been stuck in me handphne for awhile lol.. just incase a situation like this comes my way.. :P Yo mama's so cheap, that when i saw her walking down the street one day with a pig under her arm and asked her how she got it, The pig answered:"I won her at a wrestling match." Yo mama's so fat, her shadow could cause an eclipse. Yo mama's so poor, the rainbows she sees are in black and white. Yo mama's so ugly well.., look at chu!! XD~!! |
I don't really watch yo mama that much, but I know a bunch of jokes.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and starts licking other people's fingers |
X_X owned! lolZ XD
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A termite walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention |
A man walked into a bar........................................................................ ...................... and said: "ow."
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OMG they are all so funny ROFL.
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