(Naw, countries hold grudges from the past. Germany is giving the best advice and plans now that Russia is fucking about and Britain's economy failing. Plus Germany has some NICE big breasted women. =D)

Speaks his mind and is helpful when in time of need. A good man for when in a pinch.

He will make you rofl.

Always holds something up his sleeves to surprise and shock everyone to the point of tear-laughter. He likes Slow Motion Olympics so think of what he can do to you in slow-motion ladies!

he doesn't need to meet the big breasted woman to know that she is nice.

She's into bondage! So if you like pain holla her.




















































































I joke. Seriously, she will flame you. =P

he deserves a relationship because he has a 'secret move' he calls the 'triple B' that stand stands for bureda goes berserk in bed.

he's not into bondage though. so don't ask.

she can effectively argue with bureda

she speaks the truth that bureda will never admit. (n_n)v

As if, don't spam the thread, keep on track.
Is a girl with a vivid fantasy.

It isn't spam, if it is a reason why you deserve a relationship


he has a style and air about him that makes him likable