People Who Want to Kill You in Your Sleep
 

Do you know any people like that? Do you have any people who SERIOUSLY hate you and have funny stories to tell? Please, post them.

I have no idea why, but there's this one girl who USED to be my friend that I think wants to kill me in my sleep. I was the person who introduced her to my group of friends and she slowly turned bitchy and thoroughly enjoys my pain.

It's kind of funny because she's the person that half the people I know really don't like and she has tried to steal literally ALL of my friends, and has failed miserably.

There are so many great stories that make me laugh at the annoyingness of this one person that I want to share... So many... But that'll cause me to make a post that it way to long. It's kind of funny to see this person attempt to try and make me miserable, but it's VERY humourous.

So. I want to hear about the stories of people who absolutely hate you and what they have done to smile and enjoy your pain.

Probably half the member base here!

:vsign:

LOL! Let's avoid people on JF or the internet friends you have. XD

So many people want to stab me in the face I'm sure. On JF I really don't seem to come across how I am in reality, so I can't really explain it. All my friends are male except a few, girls really tend to hate me a lot for nothing. Well, maybe because I have so many guy friends or something gay like that. I don't really give a damn to be honest, lol. It winds them up that I think it's funny which makes it EVEN MORE funny.

Yikes Yuna! Don't forget what goes around comes around...for her I mean

I know some people who probably want to do it...:rolleyes:

LOL! Misa, the way you typed this up really made me lol. See, stuff like that I find humour in. I love it!

I'm starting to think that no matter what, all females hate each other to some degree. Best friends, sisters, even grandmothers :D

I think my old roommate hates me. He'd conveniently "forgot" to pay rent before he skipped town, so I proved to the court that he didn't pay up, tracked him down, beat him to a pulp then showed him the court order to pay me $600. Good times were had by all :3

I don't understand other females, I have no clue xD With girls it always feels like they are judging you. Like they are looking you up and down and analyzing you and it's weird. Maybe it's just me :p I don't have any sisters so I wouldn't know. I only have a few female friends who aren't the conventional analyzing lady, and they are awesome :D

With guys I don't think they can generally be arsed with all that ~

Haha strangely enough, I decided to type that how I'd probably speak it >.<

Damn the Story of My Life....tell by a Girl... I love JF :rheart:

Haha, I didn't think guys got that same feeling off ladies too! That is interesting indeed :p

well I know lots of people who dont like me Namely my brother and his friend and this girl from when i was in H.S. I wasnt mean to her she just didnt like me at all. lol

oh please! Females will always be catty. Why do you think theres no female version of the phrase "Bros before hos?"

But yes like Misa, girls always seem threatened by me. Its not like i'd go out of my way to seduce their bfs/husbands/whatever. I don't go for other girls guys. so I haveno idea what their issue is...& frankly I dont care.

theCrimson.
hands down.
she hates my guts XD
hahah, and i pretty much made myself look stupid, soooo...the majority of the awesome clan XD

hmm...oddly, i don't think any1 at my skool would wanna kill me...odd XD

hmm...i kno who i wanna kill (:< this STUPID, RETARDED, LOSER who thinks she's POPULAR (even tho every1 just wants to kill her or something) and shows off her 'dance moves' (as i've heard since i no longer go to her skool) in the morning before skool -__- she's so annoying, she once told me i wanted to 'be just like her and have all of her friends' WTF. she doesn't even HAVE friends, AND she thinks she's so great, AND she has no idea how lame she makes herself look when she talks like she's all that! D:<

I don't hate you :D I have no reason to at all ~

Okay well I got one for ya, SISTERS BEFORE MISTERS, BUUU YAH :D haha >.<

lol yay :)

but we were talking BEFORE i made myself 'unawesome' hahah

hmmmmm...you know what? I APPROVE! Shoot girl I'ma hafta use that in my siggy now.

:D Wahay feel free ~

lol, missmisa, you have some really cool ideas, don't you? :vsign:

Haha thankyou ^-^ :rheart:

hey, no need to thank, it's fun complementing people who deserve positive feedback ;D

You two would make a great couple.

Lol! I do not have afflictions with ladies, sorry Aniki, haha.

Ladies want to kill me in my sleep normally *nods.*

yeah, i agree with misa XD ladies r definitely gonna kill me in my sleep one day too (cuz that's what every girl will one day do LOL)

hm.... i remeber this one grl who totally wants to steal away for my friend

but they were mean to her so yeah i guess it didn't work and i started

crackin up man it was fun to watch but c i think chinese people want to kill

me in my sleep i'm chinese but i dont really get along with any chinese at my

school so that proved it they wanna kill me

I know of a few people in different areas more then likely want to. but my house has a few creeping spots here and there .

Plus I have good hearing and any where i sleep my 2 blades go with me.

Aniki probably wants to kill me in my sleep.

& chances are, he will succeed.

Oh, there's a garden variety of people that wanna kill me in my sleep. That's why I keep booby traps in my room, lol.

I can't imagine why.

Funny story involves sitting in a history class. We're playing a game, jeapordy like, where the teacher asks questions and the student on the stand has to know the answer. Well, I mouth all the answers for my own reference, be the question to my team or not.

Well, my teams turn, and some moron looks over and claims I'm cheating. Once the accusations were over with, he GLARED at me, a death stare. He was PISSED. Over an in-class game with no real reward.

So, I stuck my tounge out at him for being a sore loser.

He makes some comment about how he'd rip my tounge off if I did it again.

Now, I can only crack my knuckles a few times a day if I'm lucky, but it worked out perfectly when I "coincidentally" did it at that moment.

And, here's the thing, the teacher threw HIM out of class.

Then, end of class, they were bringing him back in, and he apologizes (under orders, clearly), so I yell back "It's alright *blank*, I forgive you."

My team had already won the game, lol.

I still can't tell why he doesn't like me... I mean, I bet we could be such good friends if he would just loosen up a little. :rolleyes:

EDIT: ... I love highschool... [/acid laced sarcasm]

lol! Alt, I love it!

I've recently gotten onto my female choir teacher's people who she wants to kill in her sleep. She accused me of cheating on the choir final. How COULD I cheat? There is no way I can cheat. XD

about 1/2 the people in my fam....yeah
figure it out...but soon SOON!...i wont have to see their faces...
hooray

Ofcourse not!

Everyone hearts me :p

...hmm....im not ready for the po po yet...
ill just move out in 2 years...

I have tons of people who want to kill me.

Doesn't phase me a bit :cool:

I bet there are a few people who want to try...but not if i get them and some others first:smokingbear:

people in HS went out of their way to piss me off, maybe to see how id react

Every man, woman and child. Oh wait, wrong thread. I thought this was the 'who do you want to kill in their sleep?' thread.....

hahaha:vsign: niice^.^