Originally Posted by ryuurui (Post 853177)

i dont read crap like that

Originally Posted by termogard (Post 853378)

Really? Then you should try to write. Seems, you have a talent in this particular genre ;)

Originally Posted by ryuurui (Post 853396)

I do write, but not romance novels. You mean talent in writing crap, or was it sencere?

Originally Posted by termogard (Post 853402)

I meant talent in writing good stories.

Originally Posted by ryuurui (Post 853175)

Use chlorophorm to knock her out, roll her in a rag and toss in the trunk of your truck. Drive away to the abandoned shed in the forest that you have discovered last summer while learning bee keeping. In there, unroll the rag, tie her and put on a chair with a head bound on her head. The leave before she regains counciousness.

Outside, harm your body with barb wire and injure your face, tear your clothes and smear your pants in mud so it looks like you have put up hell of a fight. Then wait...like an alligator near the river bank...for afeable bovine to apporach...

When she wakes up and starts screaming you rush in, burst through the door, and say:

"I came here to save you, but most importantly to ask your name. "

Then she will reveal her name and faint in your arms.

After this it should be fairly easy. You may start with introducing yourself, but it's optional. Women like mysteries.

Ah...you know her name. Then I don't know... Maybe just ask her for a walk?

Originally Posted by tipsygypsy (Post 853191)

well,,,,you know her name, but you don't know much about her right? in that case, talk to her at school cafeteria. look for her having lunch or munch. and ask her jus like "Can I sit next to you/in front of you?" and start some general conversation. It'll be much easier to have laid back talk when eating something. Be nice n' sincere when you talk to a lady. and don't be too nervous or suspicious.

Originally Posted by Demitrichan (Post 853246)

Talk to them be confident.
Don't be afraid to take risks
Be their friend and let it flow naturally :)

Originally Posted by 013 (Post 853423)

ask her for a walk ? its too hard for me . . . can u give me conversation to ask her for a walk ?
please. . . . .

Originally Posted by 013 (Post 853426)

can u teach me to talk with a girl ??