here's a funny, random poem i wrote for school.
i used a real person's name & symptoms, but faked his age and death (for the sake of poetry =)
plz tell me wat u think!
Quote:
Caesar Barbar- who sued McDonald’s and died soon after
This 270-pounder,
only 52 years old,
chose to dine out at McDonald’s
until it knocked him out cold.
It was McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s,
three square meals a day,
at least four times each week,
or even everyday.
Though suffering diabetes,
high cholesterol and BP,
all Mr. Barbar knew
was that “it was killing me.”
It wasn’t until those
two heart attacks,
that the fat man realized that
he should sue bigMacs.
So he sued the fast food giant,
with the support of other fatties.
He sued until he got the money
to pay for even more patties.
And here’s the sad, sad ending
of this obese man’s story:
He died of heart disease
at the age of only 53.
Or maybe you could say that
he died of irresponsibility.
So please don’t copy this man
or you, too, won’t rest in peace.
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